Games Workshop Stops Scalping Limited Siege of Terra By Becoming the Scalper
Ah, Games Workshop, those magnificent overlords of plastic crack and lore so dense it could collapse into a black hole…
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High School Jocks Discover Veterans Aren’t Just NPCs in a War Movie
Oh, isn’t that precious? These young, probably God-fearing, football players are helping veterans. Finally, some good news that doesn’t involve…
Resident Evil: Requiem Preview – Because Apparently Zombies Weren’t Embarrassing Enough
Capcom, bless their cotton socks, thinks they’re pushing boundaries again with Resident Evil Requiem. 🙄 After a whole THIRTY minutes…
David Byrne, bless his heart, drops another album and decides to inflict it on the world
David Byrne, bless his quirky little heart, is back with a new album and a world tour! Is it needed?…
Toronto Games Week 2025: 40+ Events to Ensure You Never See Sunlight Again
Ah yes, Summer Game Fest 2025, where dreams go to die and wallets go to cry.😠But fear not, fellow…
Haunted Chocolatier’s Map: Bigger Than Stardew? Prepare for Chocolate-Fueled Existential Dread
OMG! 😱 Eric “ConcernedApe” Barone, the supreme overlord of Stardew Valley, graced us peasants with a crumb of info about…
Scooter Braun and Justin Bieber’s bromance: Still going strong or awkward exes?
Oh, Scooter Braun, the guy who used to manage Justin Bieber, is now saying everything’s totally fine between them, even…
Konami’s “Press Start” Event: Prepare for Disappointment This Week!
Okay, gamers, gather ’round the digital campfire 🔥 because Konami, yes, THAT Konami, is blessing us with a whole 37…
Splatoon Raiders: Prepare to Ink Your Pants in the Totally Rad, Super Serious, Not-at-All-a-Joke 1st Splatoon Spinoff Coming to the Nintendo Switch 2 (Maybe)
Okay, so Nintendo, bless their hearts 🙄, just dropped a bombshell 💣. Apparently, they’re gracing us with Splatoon Raiders, the…
Lies of P: Git Gud or Get Rekt DLC Incoming, Says “Totally Unbiased” Overture
Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let’s talk about the dumpster fire 🔥 that is Lies of P: Overture. Neowiz, bless…