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Howard Stern Show Goes Weekly With HBO Max Series In Works
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Howard Stern Show Goes Weekly With HBO Max Series In Works

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026

The King of All Media is reinventing himself once again. Howard Stern has announced that his long-running radio show will…

Kaiju Chaos Revived: Godzilla Melee Gets Lazily Remastered Cash Grab
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Kaiju Chaos Revived: Godzilla Melee Gets Lazily Remastered Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Oh joy, another remaster to add to the ever-growing pile of rehashed games that we’ve all been clamoring for. I…

Shakira Launches Madrid Residency Inspired By Latino Community Struggles
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Shakira Launches Madrid Residency Inspired By Latino Community Struggles

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026

Shakira says her upcoming 12-show residency in Madrid was conceived in part as a response to the fear and persecution…

FEAR FACTORY Finally Plays Song People Will Forget By Next Week
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FEAR FACTORY Finally Plays Song People Will Forget By Next Week

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, industrial metal pioneers FEAR FACTORY played their new single, “Roboticist”, live for the first…

Rikki Rockett trashes Poison’s Hollyweird because you still listen to it
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Rikki Rockett trashes Poison’s Hollyweird because you still listen to it

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I can barely contain my excitement… NOT. POISON drummer…

Grand Canyon Suddenly Less Crowded Than Usual
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Grand Canyon Suddenly Less Crowded Than Usual

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A flash flood in Grand Canyon National Park in Arizona has…

Kacey Musgraves Boston Concert Stage Erupts in Flames Suddenly
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Kacey Musgraves Boston Concert Stage Erupts in Flames Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2026

Kacey Musgraves lit the stage on fire at her Friday concert at Boston’s TD Garden, and that’s no metaphor. During…

P.O.D. somehow still exists and has a new album coming
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P.O.D. somehow still exists and has a new album coming

Chord F. DiscordAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s going to blow your mind? 🤯 P.O.D. is back with…

Zak Starkey Rejoins The Who After Brief Exit
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Zak Starkey Rejoins The Who After Brief Exit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2026

The Who’s drummer Zak Starkey is back in the band after a messy exit last year. The legendary rock act…

Chris Hansen May Sue Primetime Producers
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Chris Hansen May Sue Primetime Producers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2026

Chris Hansen is considering legal action against the makers of the film Primetime, according to a recent interview. In a…

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