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Trent Reznor Marks Quake 30th Anniversary with NIN Merch Surprise
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Trent Reznor Marks Quake 30th Anniversary with NIN Merch Surprise

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Nine Inch Nails mastermind Trent Reznor helped celebrate the 30th anniversary of Quake with a surprise merchandise drop as well…

Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham Reconnect Regularly Now
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Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham Reconnect Regularly Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

In less than two years, Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham have gone from barely being able to share a room…

Wendy Bevan blesses us with yet another single because retirement is overrated
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Wendy Bevan blesses us with yet another single because retirement is overrated

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry continues to churn out new releases, and I’m here for…

LEFT TO DIE Butchers Death Cover For Chuck Schuldiner’s Ghost
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LEFT TO DIE Butchers Death Cover For Chuck Schuldiner’s Ghost

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that has left metalheads reeling, the YouTube channel of the Considered Dead blog has…

Nation Braces for Underwhelming Jobs Report Numbers Again
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Nation Braces for Underwhelming Jobs Report Numbers Again

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest jobs report is out, and economists are expecting it…

Trump’s Backyard Now Officially More Chaotic Than a Circus
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Trump’s Backyard Now Officially More Chaotic Than a Circus

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. We’ve got a real barnburner of a primary election going on…

Trump Loses Cool Over Ammo Shortage
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Trump Loses Cool Over Ammo Shortage

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is reportedly not happy about the news coverage…

Music Manager Peter Katsis Dead at 69
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Music Manager Peter Katsis Dead at 69

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Peter Katsis, the venerable music manager who guided the likes of Smashing Pumpkins, Morrissey, and Audioslave among a host of…

Daft Punk’s Thomas Bangalter Slams AI Music Creation Shortcuts
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Daft Punk’s Thomas Bangalter Slams AI Music Creation Shortcuts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Despite spending decades dressed as a machine, Daft Punk’s Thomas Bangalter is not at all interested in using artificial intelligence…

Madonna and Kylie Minogue Drop New Love Sensation Remix
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Madonna and Kylie Minogue Drop New Love Sensation Remix

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Madonna and Kylie Minogue have finally come together for a remix of “Love Sensation” from the Queen of Pop’s latest…

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