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2hollis Unveils Upcoming Album Pirouette
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2hollis Unveils Upcoming Album Pirouette

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

2hollis has announced a new album, Pirouette, out on November 11th via Interscope. Serving as 2hollis’ second album since signing…

Metallica’s James Hetfield Hails Tony Iommi As Riff Lord
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Metallica’s James Hetfield Hails Tony Iommi As Riff Lord

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Metallica‘s James Hetfield praised Black Sabbath’s Tony Iommi on the most recent episode of “James Hetfield’s Riff Life” on SiriusXM.…

Karol G Almost Cut Her Number One Hit BbY WOW
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Karol G Almost Cut Her Number One Hit BbY WOW

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

Karol G’s “BbY WOW” is spending its third consecutive week at No. 1 on both the Billboard Global 200 and…

East Bay Ray Diagnosed with Parkinsons Disease
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East Bay Ray Diagnosed with Parkinsons Disease

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

Dead Kennedys guitarist East Bay Ray has been diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease, according to a statement from the band. The…

Red Hot Chili Peppers Lead Silverlake Conservatory 25th Anniversary Bash
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Red Hot Chili Peppers Lead Silverlake Conservatory 25th Anniversary Bash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

The Silverlake Conservatory of Music is celebrating 25 years with some very famous friends. Red Hot Chili Peppers, Dave Grohl,…

Seth Rogen Revives Darkwing Duck for New Disney+ Series
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Seth Rogen Revives Darkwing Duck for New Disney+ Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

In a true victory for ’90s nostalgia, one of the decade’s most beloved Disney animated series characters is getting a…

Taylor Swift Drops New Single Patient Zero This Friday
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Taylor Swift Drops New Single Patient Zero This Friday

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

Taylor Swift has announced “Patient Zero,” a new single due out this Friday, September 25th. Limited CD pre-orders featuring acoustic…

Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Completely Out of Nowhere Somehow
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Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Completely Out of Nowhere Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The news about Hayden Panettiere’s passing is just tragic. According to…

Woman Paralyzed by Falling Man at Louder Than Life Festival
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Woman Paralyzed by Falling Man at Louder Than Life Festival

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

A woman has been left paralyzed from the waist down after a man fell from a tree on top of…

Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban
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Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press corps, and folks,…

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