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Billy Strings Rocks Helmet Onstage After Onstage Incident
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Billy Strings Rocks Helmet Onstage After Onstage Incident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2026

Billy Strings isn’t making a career pivot into being a minor league hockey player. He’s just protecting his noggin from…

Madonna Honors Producer William Orbit in Heartfelt Tribute
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Madonna Honors Producer William Orbit in Heartfelt Tribute

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2026

Madonna has penned an emotional tribute to late musician and producer William Orbit, describing him as an inspiration in a…

Taylor Swift Stops Trump from Using Her Songs on TikTok
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Taylor Swift Stops Trump from Using Her Songs on TikTok

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2026

Taylor Swift has moved to block Donald Trump from using her music on TikTok, disabling the audio on a recent…

Morrissey Scraps Vegas Residency Over Logistical Issues
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Morrissey Scraps Vegas Residency Over Logistical Issues

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Morrissey has canceled his upcoming four-night residency at the Wynn Las Vegas due to “unforeseen logistical challenges.” The residency was…

Larry David Claims Responsibility for Obama’s Infamous Tan Suit Debacle
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Larry David Claims Responsibility for Obama’s Infamous Tan Suit Debacle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

In case you forgot that Barack Obama is an executive producer on Life, Larry, and the Pursuit of Unhappiness, the…

Heart Wraps First Studio Album In Over Ten Years
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Heart Wraps First Studio Album In Over Ten Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Heart have put the finishing touches on their first album in more than a decade. Guitarist Nancy Wilson has revealed…

Pentagon Takes Away Former Air Force Secretary’s Spy Stuff Privileges
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Pentagon Takes Away Former Air Force Secretary’s Spy Stuff Privileges

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Pentagon, folks. It seems that former Air Force…

Take Two CEO Shrugs Off Grand Theft Auto VI Disc Shortage Concerns
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Take Two CEO Shrugs Off Grand Theft Auto VI Disc Shortage Concerns

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Strauss Zelnick, CEO of Rockstar Games parent company Take-Two, has dismissively brushed off questions about the digital-only release of Grand…

Travis Barker Admits He Never Watches The Kardashians Show
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Travis Barker Admits He Never Watches The Kardashians Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

When Travis Barker began dating his now-wife Kourtney Kardashian, he indirectly signed up to be on one of the world’s…

RUSH Reissues Classic Albums 2112 and Greatest Hits on Vinyl
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RUSH Reissues Classic Albums 2112 and Greatest Hits on Vinyl

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

RUSH have announced vinyl reissues of their 1976 album 2112 and their 2003 best-of compilation The Spirit of Radio: Greatest…

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