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Kid Rock MAGA Fest Cancelled Due To Low Ticket Sales
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Kid Rock MAGA Fest Cancelled Due To Low Ticket Sales

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

The MAGA-associated Patriots Day Freedom Fest has been canceled less than a week before it was set to start after…

King Buffalo Drops New Album And Single The Slick And The Dead
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King Buffalo Drops New Album And Single The Slick And The Dead

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King Buffalo have announced a new album titled Doomsayer, set for release December 4th, and have unveiled the lead single,…

Lionel Richie Cancels Shows After Heart Procedures
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Lionel Richie Cancels Shows After Heart Procedures

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Lionel Richie has been hospitalized for atrial fibrillation — an irregular heartbeat — and has canceled three upcoming shows with…

Rosie O’Donnell Claims ABC Censored Epstein Survivors on Kimmel Show
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Rosie O’Donnell Claims ABC Censored Epstein Survivors on Kimmel Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

Rosie O’Donnell said in a recent interview on the Jann Arden Podcast that ABC blocked a planned segment with Jeffrey…

Ella Langley’s Choosin Texas Hits 23 Weeks at Number One
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Ella Langley’s Choosin Texas Hits 23 Weeks at Number One

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

Ella Langley has set the record for most weeks atop the Billboard Hot 100, with the country smash “Choosin’ Texas.”…

Bambu Lab peddles $3000 hobby laser cutter to wealthy DIY enthusiasts
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Bambu Lab peddles $3000 hobby laser cutter to wealthy DIY enthusiasts

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Get ready to unleash your inner maker, because Bambu Lab has just announced the R1, a 55 W CO2 laser…

Microsoft Axes More Jobs In Latest Xbox Restructuring Bloodletting
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Microsoft Axes More Jobs In Latest Xbox Restructuring Bloodletting

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In a shocking turn of events that surprises absolutely no one, Xbox has announced that it will be laying off…

Bad Bunny Breaks Own Spotify Record with Five More Billion Streams
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Bad Bunny Breaks Own Spotify Record with Five More Billion Streams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

“VeLDÁ,” Bad Bunny’s collaboration with Dei V and Omar Courtz, has surpassed 1 billion streams on Spotify, becoming the Puerto…

Young Singer Tapped As Quiet Riot’s New Lead Vocalist
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Young Singer Tapped As Quiet Riot’s New Lead Vocalist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

A 23-year-old singer named John Torra is the new frontman of veteran metal band Quiet Riot following an open audition…

Hayden Panettiere Dies from Accidental Fentanyl Overdose
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Hayden Panettiere Dies from Accidental Fentanyl Overdose

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

Hayden Panettiere died from the toxic effects of fentanyl and other substances, according to a newly released report from the…

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