Behold! UK’s First Super-Safe Injection Funhouse
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! This time they’re across the pond, fawning over some ‘safe space’ for junkies…
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DC Desperately Milking ‘Superman’ with Not One, But TWO Spinoffs
OH. MY. GOD. π± James Gunn, the guy who brought you the cinematic masterpiece that is… *checks notes* …Guardians of…
Before the Menendez Bros and Juice β Billionaire Boys Club: The OG True Crime Obsession That Hooked America
Oh, CNN is at it again, glorifying criminals! This time, it’s the “Billionaire Boys Club,” a bunch of rich kids…
Judas Priest Milks ‘Painkiller’ Anniversary in Poland, Because Originality is Overrated
JUDAS PRIEST, those lovable dinosaurs of heavy metal, graced the Atlas Arena in ΕΓ³dΕΊ, Poland on Monday, July 7. Fan-filmed…
CNN Asks ‘Superman’ Cast Members What Brand of Coffee They Can’t Live Without
Another woke Hollywood production brought to you by the fake news media! Of course, CNN is promoting this garbage. The…
AI-generated Fake News Frenzy: US Officials Edition
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re now claiming that Secretary of State Marco Rubio and White House Chief of…
CNN Asks the Real Questions: Could Trump Even Handle NYC’s Pigeons, Let Alone Run It?
Folks, can you believe the fake news CNN is at it again? They’re hyperventilating because our great President Trump suggested…
Red Bull Home Ground crash lands at Fan Expo Toronto, brace for impact on August 23
Oh, boy, oh, boy! π€ͺ Get ready, folks, because the Canadian Qualifier for Red Bull Home Ground, that totally-not-boring official…
Trump declares war on tacos and croissants
More Winning! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is slapping 30% tariffs on the EU and Mexico. It’s about time…
McStolen: Clown Abduction Crisis Grips Nation, Is Nothing Sacred Anymore
π Oh, Tennessee, you never disappoint! π€£ Seems like some master criminals π€‘ decided that the hottest new home decor…