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Deftones Announce 2026 European Tour: Prepare for the Nu-Metal Nap
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Deftones Announce 2026 European Tour: Prepare for the Nu-Metal Nap

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

DEFTONES, those purveyors of… *checks notes* …experimental noise-rock (sure, why not?), have graced us with news that they’re hitting Europe…

OMG! Kaitlan Collins spills the tea: Is Deputy Director Dan Bongino about to rage-quit the FBI? Sources say, buckle up!
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Kaitlan Collins spills the tea: Is Deputy Director Dan Bongino about to rage-quit the FBI? Sources say, buckle up!

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Another Deep State agent possibly defecting? Good riddance! Bongino, a true patriot, probably couldn’t stand the stench of the swamp…

CBS Eyes Potential Free Press Acquisition: Is This the End of Journalistic Integrity or Just Another Billionaire’s Plaything
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CBS Eyes Potential Free Press Acquisition: Is This the End of Journalistic Integrity or Just Another Billionaire’s Plaything

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is quaking in their boots! David Ellison, soon-to-be overlord of Paramount, is sniffing around Bari Weiss…

FBI Deputy Director Has a Case of the Mondays Amidst the Great Epstein File Dump of ’24
Elephant Reads CNN

FBI Deputy Director Has a Case of the Mondays Amidst the Great Epstein File Dump of ’24

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! They’re reporting that Deputy FBI Director and true patriot Dan Bongino is considering resigning…

OMG! Trump Dumped Putin Like a Bad Tinder Date?! CNN Freaks Out!
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Trump Dumped Putin Like a Bad Tinder Date?! CNN Freaks Out!

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to spin President Trump’s masterful diplomacy with Russia into some…

CNN Politics Gets Owned by Mahmoud Khalil’s ICE Detention Facility Truth Bomb
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Politics Gets Owned by Mahmoud Khalil’s ICE Detention Facility Truth Bomb

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Another day, another sob story on Fake News CNN! This time, they’re platforming some “pro-Palestinian activist” who got a free…

SALT Deduction Shenanigans: Who Gets Richer (and Who Cries into Their Tax Return)
Elephant Reads CNN

SALT Deduction Shenanigans: Who Gets Richer (and Who Cries into Their Tax Return)

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, trying to make our great President Trump’s tax cuts sound complicated! It’s…

Trump throws tantrum, threatens Canada with HUGE tariff – will probably hike it just to be a jerk
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump throws tantrum, threatens Canada with HUGE tariff – will probably hike it just to be a jerk

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

CNN, still peddling fake news about our glorious President Trump! They’re crying about a potential 35% tariff on Canadian goods!…

Trump throws epic tantrum at “traitor” Powell, blames him for everything (again)
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump throws epic tantrum at “traitor” Powell, blames him for everything (again)

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Looks like the Fake News at CNN is at it again, trying to stir up drama about President Trump’s perfectly…

Atelier Ryza’s Secret Trilogy Deluxe Pack: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed Live!
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Atelier Ryza’s Secret Trilogy Deluxe Pack: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed Live!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, sweet Celestia, did you hear? KOEI TECMO and Gust, those benevolent overlords of the Atelier universe, decided to grace…

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