Fox News, the MAGA media’s mouthpiece, beats the war drums while they bicker like toddlers over the Israel-Iran spat–CNN Business
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls because President Trump might be watching Fox News and…
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Donkey Kong’s Wild Ride: Pauline’s Along for the Banana Slamma & Digging Up Dirt in the Grand Underground
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Nintendo dropped the Donkey Kong Bananza Direct today, and it’s more bananas than a monkey…
Red Dead Redemption 2 Voice Actors Hilariously Troll Fans with Vague Teases of Impending Doom
Alright, folks, buckle up your horses because the drama is thicker than Dutch’s accent in a poker game! 🤠 Apparently,…
Kristi Noem’s Dramatic Ambulance Ride: Was It the Swamp Monster or Just Bad Salad
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, a true patriot, was rushed to the hospital. CNN, those purveyors of fake news, are…
NYC Comptroller Brad Lander Mistakenly Detained by ICE in Bizarre Courtroom Mix-Up, Proving Even Politicians Aren’t Safe From Bureaucratic Blunders
Another day, another Democrat pulling a stunt! NYC Comptroller and Mayoral wannabe Brad Lander got himself arrested, trying to obstruct…
CNN Asks: Was Trump’s Israel-Iran Strategy Just a Reality TV Plot Gone Wrong
Oh, so now the left-wing media cares about war crimes? Spare me! Where were these clowns when Biden was botching…
Trump Declares He’s Too Good to Grace Minnesota Governor with His Divine Voice After Suspect Nabbed
Oh, the horror! Two Dem lawmakers in Minnesota got a little scare, and suddenly it’s Trump’s fault? The Fake News…
LEGO Fortnite Expeditions: 4 Players Enter, Only the Lag Survives
Oh, great, another collab no one asked for! 🙄 Epic Games, those masterminds of originality, are back at it again,…
Israel Claims Iran Was Speeding Towards a Nuke, US Thinks They Were Still Learning to Ride the Bike
Here we go again, folks! CNN, the champion of fake news, is now peddling the idea that Iran isn’t REALLY…
Xbox Game Pass June Wave 2: Firebreak, Warcraft, and Other Games You’ll Probably Never Play
Oh, great, more shovelware for the perpetually bored! 🙄 Xbox Game Pass, in its infinite wisdom, has deigned to bless…