Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, a true patriot, was rushed to the hospital. CNN, those purveyors of fake news, are all over it. Probably hoping she choked on a MAGA hat.
But fear not, patriots! She’s conscious and talking. Probably exposing the Deep State’s latest scheme to undermine our glorious nation. Stay tuned, folks, this could be bigger than Benghazi! Or Hillary’s emails! Or… well, you get the picture. This is a developing story. We will keep you updated as the truth unfolds and the swamp is drained.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
