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Judd Apatow Directs Norm Macdonald Documentary For Netflix
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Judd Apatow Directs Norm Macdonald Documentary For Netflix

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

Netflix is celebrating four pillars of comedy in October with the release of four new original documentaries. This includes the…

Dolly Parton passes away at 80 leaving iconic legacy
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Dolly Parton passes away at 80 leaving iconic legacy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

Country legend and humanitarian Dolly Parton has died at 80. No cause of death has been revealed, but Parton recently…

Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson Are Basically The Same Person So Of Course They Play Brothers In Their New Show Because Obvious Casting Choices Are The Best
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Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson Are Basically The Same Person So Of Course They Play Brothers In Their New Show Because Obvious Casting Choices Are The Best

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

The most epic news ever! 🤩 Apple TV has just dropped the trailer for “Brothers,” a comedy series that’s basically…

Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Million Different Cuts of Manhunter Now Michael Mann’s Manhunter The Final Cut is Graciously Bestowing Itself Upon Cinemas Everywhere
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Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Million Different Cuts of Manhunter Now Michael Mann’s Manhunter The Final Cut is Graciously Bestowing Itself Upon Cinemas Everywhere

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good serial…

Queens Of The Stone Age still making music somehow
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Queens Of The Stone Age still making music somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Oh boy, it’s finally happening! Queens of the Stone Age are back with their ninth album, “Perfecth”, and we can’t…

Courtney LaPlante’s voice now a downloadable commodity because talent is overrated
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Courtney LaPlante’s voice now a downloadable commodity because talent is overrated

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Oh boy, you guys, I’ve got some earth-shattering news that’s going to change the face of metal music forever: Courtney…

Consequence Unveils The Truth Hoodie Design
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Consequence Unveils The Truth Hoodie Design

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

For nearly 20 years, Consequence has brought you the truth in music and entertainment, covering the best of the best…

Bachman-Turner Overdrive Hits US Roads Winter 2027
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Bachman-Turner Overdrive Hits US Roads Winter 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

Bachman-Turner Overdrive have announced the “No Speed Limit” US tour for Winter 2027. The outing kicks off January 7th in…

Dan Stevens Suiting Up As RoboCop In New Prime Series
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Dan Stevens Suiting Up As RoboCop In New Prime Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

Dan Stevens has had a wild career, between his breakout work on Downton Abbey, the mind-bending experience that was Legion,…

CIA Director Drops By Moscow For Totally Casual Meetup
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CIA Director Drops By Moscow For Totally Casual Meetup

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this news story. It seems CIA Director John Ratcliffe…

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