Liberal Texas city screws up, pays off innocent guys bigtime somehow
It’s 2026 and the greatest president this country has ever seen, Donald Trump, is still crushing it in the White…
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Ahsoka Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Announce Season 2 After Making Us Wait Forever
After waiting for what felt like an eternity, the second season of Ahsoka is finally on its way to Disney+,…
Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Sells Out to Country Music and Joins Forces with Carrie Underwood for Most Unholy Union Since Peanut Butter and Pickles
This is going to be a wild ride, folks! 🎢 MÖTLEY CRÜE, the most iconic rock band of all time…
Certainly eBay’s brilliant move against failing GameStop
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who is…
LEGO Is Desperately Trying To Drain Your Wallet Again With A Ridiculously Expensive Minas Tirith To Celebrate 25 Years Of You Wasting Money On Plastic Bricks
LEGO Icons has just unveiled The Lord of the Rings: Minas Tirith – 25th Anniversary Legacy Collection, a celebration of…
Sega Suddenly Realizes It Has No Idea What a “Super Game” Is and Quietly Backs Away While Clutching Its Precious Sonic Reboots for Dear Life
It’s time to sound the alarm, folks! Sega, the legendary game developer, has just dropped a bombshell that’s left gamers…
Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers
Because the world was just missing a Westworld reboot, and we all needed another opportunity to relive the thrill of…
Woke libs whine about Trump’s genius patriotic pool makeover plans
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” trying to spin the latest news about our great nation.…
TOOL Fans Rejoice Adam Jones Says They Might Possibly Maybe Consider Playing Some Shows In Vegas If They Feel Like It Someday
In a shocking turn of events, TOOL guitarist Adam Jones has confirmed that the band might, just might, stage a…
Fake news obsessing over Hantavirus instead of America’s greatness
It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…