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Trump shares ape-tastic video of Obamas, causing internet to collectively facepalm
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump shares ape-tastic video of Obamas, causing internet to collectively facepalm

Big ElephantFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Breaking News: Trump’s Lion King Meme Sparks Global Hysteria Among Snowflake Democrats! In yet another stunning display of internet comedy…

Tulsi Gabbard’s Georgia Adventure: A Trump Admin Game of “Not It!”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tulsi Gabbard’s Georgia Adventure: A Trump Admin Game of “Not It!”

Big ElephantFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

The liberal media is at it again, desperately trying to smear President Trump’s administration over Tulsi Gabbard’s perfectly reasonable trip…

Horizon Hunters Gathering: 3 Pals, 1 Universe, All the Chaos
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Horizon Hunters Gathering: 3 Pals, 1 Universe, All the Chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Oh boy, another game announcement from the PlayStation universe, and this time it’s not just another single-player snooze fest—it’s Horizon…

Canadians Trying to Buy Virtual Swords: A Comedy of Errors and Credit Card Hacks
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Canadians Trying to Buy Virtual Swords: A Comedy of Errors and Credit Card Hacks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Digital Delights and Financial Fright: How Secure Are Gaming Payments In Canada? Remember when buying a game meant waiting in…

Gaming Payments in Canada: Fort Knox or Just a Paper Bag Full of Cash?
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Gaming Payments in Canada: Fort Knox or Just a Paper Bag Full of Cash?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

So, is your gaming wallet safer than your mom’s secret cookie stash? Maybe. Back in the day, getting a new…

Jeff Bezos Keeps Washington Post Alive Despite Bloodbath, Editor Claims
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Jeff Bezos Keeps Washington Post Alive Despite Bloodbath, Editor Claims

Big ElephantFebruary 5, 2026February 4, 2026

Bezos’s Leftist Rag Washington Post Crumbles Under Own Liberal Bias The once-proud Washington Post has become a pathetic shell of…

Washington Post Orders Employees to Stay Home for Zoom Call About ‘Significant Actions’ – Because Nothing Says ‘Big News’ Like Sitting in Pajamas
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Washington Post Orders Employees to Stay Home for Zoom Call About ‘Significant Actions’ – Because Nothing Says ‘Big News’ Like Sitting in Pajamas

Big ElephantFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

Oh no! The Washington Post is going under, and we’re all supposed to cry about it. Let’s take a moment…

DEF LEPPARD Unleashes ‘Rejoice’ At Vegas Residency, Finally Making Sin City’s Slot Machines Stop Spinning For Once
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DEF LEPPARD Unleashes ‘Rejoice’ At Vegas Residency, Finally Making Sin City’s Slot Machines Stop Spinning For Once

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

DEF LEPPARD kicked off its third Las Vegas residency, “Def Leppard Live At Caesars Palace: The Las Vegas Residency”, on…

AMD Leaks 2027 Xbox Launch, Giving Us 3 Years to Argue About Frame Rates Again
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AMD Leaks 2027 Xbox Launch, Giving Us 3 Years to Argue About Frame Rates Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

The Next-Gen Xbox Could Launch In 2027 According To AMD—Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway? Oh, look! Another earnings call has…

Pokémon Throws a 30th Birthday Bash, Crashes Super Bowl Like a Mewtwo at a Magikarp Convention
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Pokémon Throws a 30th Birthday Bash, Crashes Super Bowl Like a Mewtwo at a Magikarp Convention

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

Oh, look! Pikachu’s finally ready for his Super Bowl debut—better late than never, right? Pokémon is turning 30, and instead…

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