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Silverstein And Story Of The Year Unite For Camp Screamo 2
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Silverstein And Story Of The Year Unite For Camp Screamo 2

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Silverstein and Story of the Year have announced the “Camp Screamo 2” tour, a second leg of their current co-headlining…

Jim James Unveils 2026 Solo Acoustic Tour And New Music
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Jim James Unveils 2026 Solo Acoustic Tour And New Music

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

My Morning Jacket frontman Jim James has released “Wowed Out,” the title track from his upcoming solo album, and announced…

John Mulaney Hits NYC With 2027 Mulaney Takes Manhattan Tour
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John Mulaney Hits NYC With 2027 Mulaney Takes Manhattan Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

John Mulaney has announced “Mulaney Takes Manhattan,” a 2027 New York City run that will see him perform standup comedy…

Nolan’s Go To Translator Bashes His Epic Odyssey Film
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Nolan’s Go To Translator Bashes His Epic Odyssey Film

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Christopher Nolan spent the press cycle for The Odyssey hyping up Emily Wilson’s translation, and when she finally saw the…

Tom Morello Drops Debut Solo Rock Album And New Single
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Tom Morello Drops Debut Solo Rock Album And New Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Tom Morello has announced his first solo rock album, titled Everyone Gets Everything They Want, out September 25th on Mom…

Queen Budapest reborn again because farewell tours are so last season
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Queen Budapest reborn again because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the remaster economy remains undefeated, we’re being treated to yet another deluxe…

Linda Perhacs Vanishes Mysteriously
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Linda Perhacs Vanishes Mysteriously

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Linda Perhacs, the psychedelic folk singer-songwriter behind the cult classic 1970 album Parallelograms, has been reported missing. The 82-year-old musician’s…

Atari dredges up retro glory with cash-grab World Championships reboot
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Atari dredges up retro glory with cash-grab World Championships reboot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as Atari and Twin Galaxies just announced the 2026 World Championships,…

Glorified Reskin Alert: Spider-Man 2 gets shiny new coats and upscaled liberties
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Glorified Reskin Alert: Spider-Man 2 gets shiny new coats and upscaled liberties

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

In the world of gaming, where marketing buzzwords reign supreme and “free updates” are just a euphemism for “we’re trying…

EA milks soccer cash cow with FC 27 cover athlete reveal
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EA milks soccer cash cow with FC 27 cover athlete reveal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Another year, another iteration of the same old football series, because that’s what we all needed – more of the…

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