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More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements
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More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

This week in TV land, because who needs movies, right? We’ve got a slew of new shows and seasons to…

8BitDo blesses gamers with slightly less expensive controller tinkering options
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8BitDo blesses gamers with slightly less expensive controller tinkering options

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Get ready to upgrade your gaming experience with the 8BitDo Ultimate 3E, because your old controller is basically a relic…

Nintendo dusts off Ocarina of Time for another cash grab celebration
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Nintendo dusts off Ocarina of Time for another cash grab celebration

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

After waiting more than three months, Nintendo finally decided to bless us with not one, but two Nintendo Directs. Because,…

Van Halen Brother Slams Sammy Hagar in Heated Feud
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Van Halen Brother Slams Sammy Hagar in Heated Feud

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Alex Van Halen called his former Van Halen bandmate Sammy Hagar a “complete idiot” in a recent interview, one of…

Tommy Aldridge creates drum art because your walls were missing his face
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Tommy Aldridge creates drum art because your walls were missing his face

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I’ve got my coffee, my favorite metal album playing…

Mom Inspired By Lindsay Clancy Case Accused Of Similar Crime
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Mom Inspired By Lindsay Clancy Case Accused Of Similar Crime

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An Illinois woman, Corie Walsh, 40, is accused of killing her…

Carrie Underwood Rocks Nu-Metal Covers with Limp Bizkit and More
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Carrie Underwood Rocks Nu-Metal Covers with Limp Bizkit and More

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Carrie Underwood threw on a backwards red baseball cap a la Fred Durst, and went full nu-metal at a recent…

Donnie Darko Hits Theaters Again in 4K for 25th Anniversary
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Donnie Darko Hits Theaters Again in 4K for 25th Anniversary

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

The surreal sci-fi movie Donnie Darko, starring Jake Gyllenhaal, returns to theaters from October 2nd-4th with a brand-new 4K restoration,…

Realme milks franchises with Harry Potter phone, because money
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Realme milks franchises with Harry Potter phone, because money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a Harry Potter-themed smartphone, Realme has partnered with Warner Bros. Discovery Global Consumer…

California Governor Hopefuls to Argue on CNN Soon
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California Governor Hopefuls to Argue on CNN Soon

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming California gubernatorial debate, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…

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