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Weird Al Brings Full Band to NPRs Tiny Desk Again
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Weird Al Brings Full Band to NPRs Tiny Desk Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

“Weird Al” Yankovic has returned to NPR’s Tiny Desk, marking his first performance at the venue in over 15 years.…

Lamb Cult Hijacks Two Point Museum in Bizarre Crossover Cash Grab
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Lamb Cult Hijacks Two Point Museum in Bizarre Crossover Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a museum-themed game with a dash of cultist flair, SEGA Europe and Two…

Yungblud Performs with Broken Leg in Wheelchair
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Yungblud Performs with Broken Leg in Wheelchair

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

Yungblud broke his leg in a dirt bike accident at the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in South Dakota earlier this month,…

Gameplay Shines in Black Myth Zhong Kui Trailer Amidst Likely Monetization Nightmare
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Gameplay Shines in Black Myth Zhong Kui Trailer Amidst Likely Monetization Nightmare

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Game Science has been hard at work refining the next Black Myth: Zhong Kui experience, and today, they shared the…

Gaming Genius Strikes Again: Fortnite Arcade Mode ώ
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Gaming Genius Strikes Again: Fortnite Arcade Mode ώ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

In a move that’s equal parts genius and desperation, Epic Games is bringing an arcade to Battle Island in Fortnite…

Foo Fighters Join AC/DC for One Night Only Gig
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Foo Fighters Join AC/DC for One Night Only Gig

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

AC/DC needed a new support act for their September 8th show in St. Louis, as the tour’s regular opener The…

Fontaines D.C. Unveil New Track Marianne At BBC Maida Vale
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Fontaines D.C. Unveil New Track Marianne At BBC Maida Vale

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

Fontaines D.C. performed at the last-ever Maida Vale session for BBC Radio 6, giving their new song “Marianne” its debut.…

Hoosiers Still Waiting for Power Because Storms are the Worst
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Hoosiers Still Waiting for Power Because Storms are the Worst

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the devastating storms in northwest Indiana, where tens of thousands of people…

Mariah Carey Reissues Glitter Album For 25th Anniversary
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Mariah Carey Reissues Glitter Album For 25th Anniversary

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

Marayah Carey is marking 25 years of Glitter with an expanded reissue of her once-maligned 2001 album, due October 30th…

Benji Webbe’s 18 Grandkids Somehow Still Not Tired Of Him
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Benji Webbe’s 18 Grandkids Somehow Still Not Tired Of Him

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

I just spit out my beer when I heard that Benji Webbe, the legendary frontman of Skindred, has a whopping…

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