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Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again
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Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another deluxe edition, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Giorgio Moroder,…

Nevermore somehow remembers they have a band and are working on new album
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Nevermore somehow remembers they have a band and are working on new album

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some potentially amazing news? 🤯 NEVERMORE is back, and I’m not sure if…

Ozzy’s Crazy Train hits 1 billion streams because your grandma finally figured out Spotify
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Ozzy’s Crazy Train hits 1 billion streams because your grandma finally figured out Spotify

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Ozzy Osbourne’s iconic song “Crazy Train” has just reached a…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is Another Tragic PR Opportunity
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is Another Tragic PR Opportunity

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Lucy Davis, star of the original English version of The Office, has announced that she is suffering from “incurable” cancer.…

Rod Stewart Scraps US Tour Following Heart Surgery
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Rod Stewart Scraps US Tour Following Heart Surgery

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

<strong<rod Stewart can’t finish out his current tour after having a heart operation, according to a Tuesday evening post on…

Caroline Rose Unveils New Album And Single Chow Mein
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Caroline Rose Unveils New Album And Single Chow Mein

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Caroline Rose has announced a new album, Gentling the Horse at the Walt Whitman Mall, out October 23rd via their…

Kennedy Center Must Pay Drummer $250,000
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Kennedy Center Must Pay Drummer $250,000

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

The Trump regime at the Kennedy Center has been ordered to pay $252,479.70 in legal costs to jazz drummer Chuck…

John Oliver Crowned Greatest Soap Opera Guest Star
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John Oliver Crowned Greatest Soap Opera Guest Star

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

John Oliver makes his grand entrance into the long-running soap opera Days of Our Lives. Literally, as he strides into…

Colbert Gets FYC Push Despite Show Cancelation
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Colbert Gets FYC Push Despite Show Cancelation

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

CBS has released a four-minute-long tribute to the final season of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, created as an…

Olivia Rodrigo Unveils Daisy Chain Fields Festival Schedule
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Olivia Rodrigo Unveils Daisy Chain Fields Festival Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Olivia Rodrigo has revealed the schedule for the inaugural Daisy Chain Fields festival, and attendees won’t have to make a…

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