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Pearl Jam’s Dave Krusen Deconstructs Classic Hit Even Flow
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Pearl Jam’s Dave Krusen Deconstructs Classic Hit Even Flow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Dave Krusen recently stopped by Drumeo to break down the drum parts of Pearl Jam’s “Even Flow,” which he recorded…

Otoboke Beaver Guitar Toss Incident Sends Fan to Hospital
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Otoboke Beaver Guitar Toss Incident Sends Fan to Hospital

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Otoboke Beaver have issued an apology after guitarist Yoyoyoshie threw her axe into the crowd during a show in Osaka,…

Travis Barker and Tom DeLonge Get Lit with Cypress Hill
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Travis Barker and Tom DeLonge Get Lit with Cypress Hill

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Travis Barker has recalled the one time that getting high before a blink-182 show turned an otherwise normal set into…

Death Cab for Cutie Return to NPR’s Tiny Desk Concert Series
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Death Cab for Cutie Return to NPR’s Tiny Desk Concert Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Death Cab for Cutie returned to the NPR office to perform their second Tiny Desk Concert. Death Cab initially made…

Luigi Mangione’s Murder Trial Finally Gets Jury Selection Party Started
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Luigi Mangione’s Murder Trial Finally Gets Jury Selection Party Started

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. The trial of Luigi Mangione, the…

Dwayne Johnson Eyes Music Career With Soul And Country Twist
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Dwayne Johnson Eyes Music Career With Soul And Country Twist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Dwayne Johnson wants you to hear what he is cooking up in the studio. In a new interview with Rolling…

Wolverine claws its way onto overpriced limited PS5 consoles somehow
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Wolverine claws its way onto overpriced limited PS5 consoles somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, earth-shattering, and potentially wallet-draining news in the gaming universe: PlayStation has announced a limited…

Rob Zombie’s Firefly Trilogy Hits 4K Ultra HD In Eight Disc Set
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Rob Zombie’s Firefly Trilogy Hits 4K Ultra HD In Eight Disc Set

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Rob Zombie’s Firefly film trilogy will be released as a 4K Ultra HD eight-disc box set on October 13th via…

Trump Upgrades to Slightly Less Outdated Plane
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Trump Upgrades to Slightly Less Outdated Plane

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump secretly switched planes before departing Turkey last month…

TIFF 2026 Parades 5 Mystery Guests and Some Actual Movies Too
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TIFF 2026 Parades 5 Mystery Guests and Some Actual Movies Too

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

TIFF 2026 is just around the corner, and the organizers are pulling out all the stops to make this year’s…

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