GODSMACK Announces Summer 2026 European Tour (For the 7 People Still Listening)
GODSMACK, those purveyors of, uh, “music,” have announced a whopping dozen or so European shows for the distant year of…
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GODSMACK, those purveyors of, uh, “music,” have announced a whopping dozen or so European shows for the distant year of…
Yo, what up, fellow numb-nuts? 👋 It’s your boy, Dave “Phoenix” Farrell, here to drop some truth bombs about LINKIN…
GOJIRA, those Frenchie prog-metallers who think they’re saving the planet one chug at a time, apparently kicked off a tour…
LAMB OF GOD, those elder statesmen of metalcore dad-rock, have graced us with “Parasocial Christ,” a three-minute sonic tantrum designed…
So, SABATON, those Swedish metalheads who apparently think history is just a suggestion for song lyrics, have dropped another single…
OMG! 😱 Thrash metal dinosaurs SADUS, yes, those guys from the Stone Age, have dropped a music video for their…
OMG! Brace yourselves, music lovers (or haters, we don’t judge…much). 🙄 The pinnacle of artistic achievement is upon us! Grammy…
So, like, get this: 🙄 on Saturday, November 1st (as if you care about dates), Ivan Moody and Zoltan Bathory…
HOLY MOLY! STRYPER frontman (still?) Michael Sweet and his lovely (we assume) wife Lisa have descended from their ivory tower…
Sammy Hagar’s annual Birthday Bash 🤮🤮🤮 brought a bunch of has-beens, never-weres, and tequila-soaked nobodies to Cabo Wabo Cantina for,…