Politicians Exchange Super Original Insults In Senate Debates
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Senate debates in Georgia and Michigan got pretty heated, with…
Tag: Noise
America Still Can’t Do Trains Right Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the state of American railroads, and let me tell you, it’s a…
Economy somehow still manages to leave blacks behind again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest jobs report is out, and while it’s mostly a…
Leng Tch’E returns because you clearly didnt have enough beige noise in your life
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that Belgian razorgrind band LENG TCH’E has…
Trump’s Observation Deck Ruins Military Funerals with Great Views
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s proposed triumphal arch, and I have to say, it’s…
Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul
In a move that will surely thrill fans of endless scrolling and protagonists with convenient skills, Netflix has announced a…
Virtue Gets Smashed by Gaming’s Favorite Sledgehammer
Well, it looks like Devolver Digital is at it again, trying to make us feel all the feels with their…
SLIPKNOT Blesses Us With More Behind-The-Scenes Footage We Never Asked For
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mediocre music news? 🙄 SLIPKNOT just dropped some behind-the-scenes footage from the…
5FDP blesses us with another soulless anthem to destroy our eardrums
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “Legacy”? 🙄 Five Finger Death Punch just dropped the physical editions of…
Anthrax still a band somehow releases new music video
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school thrash metal? 🤘 Because ANTHRAX just dropped the official music video…