Wow, genius move, Donny, because we clearly need that
Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious President…
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Super Mario Galaxy Movie Invades Cosmos With Fox McCloud, Because Why Not Throw Star Fox Into the Mix?
Oh look, Nintendo decided to drop a new character poster right before the release of *The Super Mario Galaxy Movie*,…
Metacritic Crowns Game Publishers of 2025: Square Enix Steals the Throne Like a Chocobo Thief
Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with their annual “we crunched some numbers and here’s who’s best”…
SIX FEET UNDER’s JACK OWEN: CHRIS BARNES Is ‘Very Approachable’ And ‘Very Relatable’ (Because He’s Not Actually A Zombie)
In a shocking revelation that has the metal community clutching their chest plates in disbelief, Jack Owen of SIX FEET…
“Savage Mill’s Epic Saga: History Crumbles, Screens Multiply—Now with More Drama!”
**Attention all history buffs and climate change deniers!** Join us for a screening of two documentaries that will make you…
Beer sales are struggling. Anheuser-Busch isn’t panicking, they’re just chilling in their golden throne, sipping on their own tears. 🍺👑
New York — Struggling beer sales should spell doom for the world’s largest brewer? Anheuser-Busch InBev hasn’t gotten that memo,…
Zootopia 2 Finally Reveals When It’s Taking Over Your Streaming Queue — Because Your Life Wasn’t Already Chaotic Enough
Oh boy, here we go again. Another animated flick that made more money than most countries’ GDPs. But hey, who…
BREAKING: 59% of Americans Say “Nope” to Iran Strikes, Majority Predicts Endless War — Because Why Stop at One?
Well, well, well, looks like the fake news media is once again pushing their anti-Trump propaganda! Can you believe this…
Torrance Camp Fair: Where Kids’ Summer Dreams Go to Die at Ken Miller Recreation Center
Attention, Torrance parents! Don’t miss the Torrance Camp Fair—where you can find 50 camps in one place and avoid the…
Brooklyn Camp Fair: Where Parents Pretend They Know What Their Kids Want While Kids Just Want WiFi and Snacks
Meet 50+ Summer Camps in One Afternoon for FREE – Space is limited! Looking for a camp, school or program…