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Apparently Some 20 Year Old Genius Totally Didn’t Steal the Idea for ‘Backrooms’ from Their Weird Uncle’s Reddit Posts
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Apparently Some 20 Year Old Genius Totally Didn’t Steal the Idea for ‘Backrooms’ from Their Weird Uncle’s Reddit Posts

FinnMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

The hottest new movie of the summer is here, and it’s not just the temperature outside that’s making everyone sweat…

Lululemon’s wimpy founder vows not to ruin it for a bit
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Lululemon’s wimpy founder vows not to ruin it for a bit

Big ElephantMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Wow, what a total disaster, folks, believe me. As of 2026, our great nation, under the incredible leadership of President…

Pope Leo’s AI nonsense sparks useless liberal feel-good chatfest apparently
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Pope Leo’s AI nonsense sparks useless liberal feel-good chatfest apparently

Big ElephantMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the wise…

Typical liberal California embracing terrorist scum somehow
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Typical liberal California embracing terrorist scum somehow

Big ElephantMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another “report” from the fake news media about how our beloved President Donald Trump…

SHINEDOWN’s ‘Safe And Sound’ Somehow Manages To Brainwash 25 Different Sets Of Human Beings Into Thinking It’s The Best Song At Mediabase Active Rock Chart
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SHINEDOWN’s ‘Safe And Sound’ Somehow Manages To Brainwash 25 Different Sets Of Human Beings Into Thinking It’s The Best Song At Mediabase Active Rock Chart

Chord F. DiscordMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

Wow, SHINEDOWN is just so cool and not at all overhyped 🙄! They just reached No. 1 on the Mediabase…

DETHKLOK’s Concert In Milwaukee Cut Short Because Who Needs That Much Eyeliner Anyway And Also The Fire Alarms Went Off From All The Pretentiousness
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DETHKLOK’s Concert In Milwaukee Cut Short Because Who Needs That Much Eyeliner Anyway And Also The Fire Alarms Went Off From All The Pretentiousness

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

Oh boy, what a night it was! 🤣 The infamous DETHKLOK concert on Saturday, May 16 at Landmark Credit Union…

Oh great, another liberal airline fails America again somehow
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Oh great, another liberal airline fails America again somehow

Big ElephantMay 16, 2026May 16, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest news with the utmost sarcasm…

Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers
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Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers

FinnMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

Because the world was just missing a Westworld reboot, and we all needed another opportunity to relive the thrill of…

Woke libs whine about Trump’s genius patriotic pool makeover plans
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Woke libs whine about Trump’s genius patriotic pool makeover plans

Big ElephantMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” trying to spin the latest news about our great nation.…

Liberal Big Tech wasting America’s hard-earned cash again apparently
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Liberal Big Tech wasting America’s hard-earned cash again apparently

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news is still spewing out their lies and propaganda, trying to take down our…

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