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Tag: Nostalgia

Netflix’s ‘13 Going on 30’ Reboot: Because We All Needed More Regret and Sparkly Dresses in Our Lives
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Netflix’s ‘13 Going on 30’ Reboot: Because We All Needed More Regret and Sparkly Dresses in Our Lives

FinnMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh, great. Another remake. Just what we needed. As if the world wasn’t already overflowing with recycled content, Netflix is…

Watch: SEPULTURA Unleashes New Song ‘The Place’ Live, Because Why Not?
SEPULTURA: The Great Metal Experiment Continues as Band Dares to Release New Music While on "Farewell" Tour
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Watch: SEPULTURA Unleashes New Song ‘The Place’ Live, Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

Oh look, it’s everyone’s favorite Brazilian/American metal experiment, SEPULTURA, playing their “new” song “The Place” live for the first time…

Take That drop latest earworm to make fans cry with joy or despair
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Take That drop latest earworm to make fans cry with joy or despair

Chord F. DiscordMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

Take That are back to remind us they exist with their latest single, You’re A Superstar, because apparently 2023’s This…

FOO FIGHTERS Drop Banger ‘Caught In The Echo’ Because Your Childhood Needed More Nostalgia
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FOO FIGHTERS Drop Banger ‘Caught In The Echo’ Because Your Childhood Needed More Nostalgia

Chord F. DiscordMarch 20, 2026March 20, 2026

“Caught In The Echo” is now blasting through speakers everywhere like a caffeine-addicted toddler who just discovered a drum kit.…

Blood of the Wolf Man – Joshua Williamson and Leomacs Try Not to Get Eaten by Universal’s Latest Monster Mash
Universal Monsters: Blood of the Wolf Man #1 - Because Nothing Says "Fresh Take" Like 1970s Nostalgia
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Blood of the Wolf Man – Joshua Williamson and Leomacs Try Not to Get Eaten by Universal’s Latest Monster Mash

FinnMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

Skybound Entertainment and Image Comics, in partnership with Universal Products & Experiences, today announced Universal Monsters: Blood of the Wolf…

LEGO Teases “Bricktendo” PlayStation 2026 Release, Fans Wonder If They’ll Need to Step on It to Turn It On
LEGO, The Master Of Turning Nostalgia Into Expensive Plastic Bricks, Apparently Wants To Recreate Your Childhood Trauma With A PlayStation Set
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LEGO Teases “Bricktendo” PlayStation 2026 Release, Fans Wonder If They’ll Need to Step on It to Turn It On

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Oh look, LEGO is at it again—because why let people enjoy their actual video game consoles when you can spend…

Yoshi’s Mysterious Book: The Saga of the Missing May 21 Release Date Unveiled!
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Yoshi’s Mysterious Book: The Saga of the Missing May 21 Release Date Unveiled!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Oh look, it’s another Nintendo announcement and everyone’s losing their minds like they just found a rare amiibo in a…

This Upcoming Trilogy Is the Only Hope for ‘Star Wars’— Or Else We’re All Doomed to a Galaxy of Mediocrity!
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This Upcoming Trilogy Is the Only Hope for ‘Star Wars’— Or Else We’re All Doomed to a Galaxy of Mediocrity!

FinnMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

Oh look, another “new hope” for Star Wars! Because clearly, the franchise just needed more TV shows about bounty hunters…

Nintendo Unleashes Unbridled Chaos For Mario Day: Prepare For Mushroom Madness And Shell-Shocking Shenanigans
🎩 Attention, Mushroom Kingdom Fans: Nintendo Is Pulling Out All The Stops For Mario Day Festivities 🎩
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Nintendo Unleashes Unbridled Chaos For Mario Day: Prepare For Mushroom Madness And Shell-Shocking Shenanigans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Oh, look who’s trying to break the internet again—Nintendo, with its annual “We love Mario so much we’ll literally give…

NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO: ‘Prepare For Your Ears To Explode With Joy Or Something’
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NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO: ‘Prepare For Your Ears To Explode With Joy Or Something’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Well, look who’s back! NONPOINT is gearing up for a new album, and according to Elias Soriano, it’s going to…

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