Warrel Dane spinning in grave as Nevermore replaces him with some dude named Berzan Onen
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Nevermore news? I mean, I’m not sure if I am, but here…
Tag: Opinion
SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…
Kennedy Center pays big for Trumping up the lineup
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Washington, DC, judge has ordered the Kennedy Center to pay…
Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval
Nick Fury’s iconic speech about bringing together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more…
Jurors Stumble Upon Something Actually Interesting In DC Trial
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, there was a trial in Washington’s federal court last month,…
GOP Congressmen Embroiled In Allegations Because Of Course They Are
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Republicans are in a bit of…
Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Colt Gray, the teenager who pleaded guilty to…
CBS Hastily Repairs 60 Minutes with Ross Douthat
CBS News is shaking things up at “60 Minutes” after a couple of months of, well, let’s just say “transition”.…
Capitalism Loses Favor Among Americans Somehow Still Surprising Some People
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s strategy for the 2026 midterm elections is to…
Mantas Still Teasing Venom Reunion Because You Clearly Need More Noise In Your Life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school black metal drama? 🤯 Because I’m about to spill all the…