Trump Casually Rewires US Capitalism Behind Smokescreen of Red Scare
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump is trying to have it both…
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RIKKI ROCKETT still playing same old songs because bills dont pay themselves
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to the past? 🙄 Because I’ve got some…
Aaron Stainthorpe gets dumped by My Dying Bride and somehow still sounds whiny
I mean, who needs a social life when you can spend your days obsessing over the latest drama in the…
The End of Oak Street Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Have Dinosaurs and Confused Hipsters Running Around Like Headless Chickens
If you’re a fan of Jurassic Park, Jumanji, and Back to the Future, and you’re missing that era of cinema,…
Road Tire Leads to Fatal Shooting Now Mans Trial Begins
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the case of Jared Bridegan, a young Microsoft executive who was shot dead…
Warrel Dane spinning in grave as Nevermore replaces him with some dude named Berzan Onen
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Nevermore news? I mean, I’m not sure if I am, but here…
America Gets to Choose Its Own Reality Show
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about these two rallies, one in Atlanta and the other in Long Island,…
Blanche Stays Loyal to White House Overlords Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Attorney General Todd Blanche is making some interesting comments about his…
Tupac’s Murder Still Unsolved Because Plot Twists Are Hard
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been almost 30 years since Tupac Shakur’s murder, and…
Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious hand-wringing and fretting about the state of the world? 🤯 Because…