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Lifeson back with Rush because retirement is overrated
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Lifeson back with Rush because retirement is overrated

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia-tinged, prog-rock goodness? 🤯 Because I’m not sure if I am. RUSH…

Meta Spends Big on Muse AI Because Humans are Clearly Overrated
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Meta Spends Big on Muse AI Because Humans are Clearly Overrated

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Meta is pushing forward with new AI devices and agents,…

Kansas Just Became Republicans’ Latest Nightmare
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Kansas Just Became Republicans’ Latest Nightmare

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Adam Hamilton, a Democrat, is running for the US Senate in…

Trump’s Lawsuit Against Newspaper Gets The Old Heave Ho
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Trump’s Lawsuit Against Newspaper Gets The Old Heave Ho

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest lawsuit, and folks, it’s a doozy. An Iowa judge…

YouTube CEO bravely refuses to care about child safety
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YouTube CEO bravely refuses to care about child safety

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between YouTube and Meta, and I have to say, it’s…

Australia’s Healthcare System Gets Free AI Upgrade Apparently
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Australia’s Healthcare System Gets Free AI Upgrade Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI mishap, and I just can’t help but raise an…

Microsoft peddles more overpriced Surfaces with shiny new Snapdragon guts
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Microsoft peddles more overpriced Surfaces with shiny new Snapdragon guts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Microsoft decided to crash the Snapdragon Summit party, and I’m not complaining. The company unveiled its next-generation portable Surface laptop…

AI Experts Beg UN To Please Make Some Rules Already
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AI Experts Beg UN To Please Make Some Rules Already

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The leaders of two of the world’s top tech companies, OpenAI…

WARLOCK stumbles towards greatness amidst industry chaos somehow
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WARLOCK stumbles towards greatness amidst industry chaos somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Oh joy, another game to get hyped about, and by “hyped” I mean cautiously optimistic while secretly preparing for disappointment.…

Qualcomm peddles Snapdragon Sound Elite Gen 2 for fancier wearables again
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Qualcomm peddles Snapdragon Sound Elite Gen 2 for fancier wearables again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

The wearables industry just got a whole lot smarter, and I’m not just saying that because Qualcomm flew me out…

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