Kentucky Park Turns Slightly Less Family Friendly Overnight Suddenly
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in Lexington, Kentucky, where one person was killed and four…
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Navy Life: Where Squalor Meets Camaraderie At Sea Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the USS Abraham Lincoln, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
Another Beloved Franchise Sacrificed to the Altar of Endless Merchandising Opportunities
The Kingdom Hearts franchise is getting an anime series, because what’s a beloved gaming property without a TV show, right?…
Wednesday 13 teams up with John 5 because his solo career was going so well
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just got word that Wednesday 13 is teaming…
Jurassic Suburbs because what Hollywood needs is another suburban dinosaur movie
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom ended with a tantalizing cliffhanger, setting the stage for a thrilling sequel where dinosaurs would wreak…
Doro still rocking at 57 because metal is cheaper than Botox
In a shocking turn of events, German metal queen Doro Pesch has revealed that she’s still going strong after four…
Dems Pin Hopes On Voters They’ve Been Ignoring Until Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats have adopted a new presidential primary schedule for 2028,…
Because the World Was Missing a Sequel to a Perfectly Fine Film Apparently
Pixar just announced a slew of new projects, because of course they did. As part of their presentation at D23,…
Buffalo Bills Fans Get Obstructed Views, Financial Heart Attacks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Buffalo Bills are moving into their shiny new Highmark Stadium,…
Some Guy Named Prisoner Released By Miley Cyrus Apparently
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia-tinged, European modern metal goodness? Because I’m not, but here we are.…