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Vermont Man Found Guilty of Trying to Murder Some College Kids
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Vermont Man Found Guilty of Trying to Murder Some College Kids

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story on CNN, folks. A jury in Vermont just convicted a…

PUBG Mobile Sells Out to One-Punch Man Crossover Cash Grab
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PUBG Mobile Sells Out to One-Punch Man Crossover Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

PUBG Mobile has just announced a new collaboration with the anime series One-Punch Man, because what’s a better way to…

Bargain Bin Servers Fuel Indie Game Studios’ Pipe Dreams
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Bargain Bin Servers Fuel Indie Game Studios’ Pipe Dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Building an online game no longer requires huge server rooms, big studios, or enormous budgets, thank goodness, because let’s be…

Grand Theft Auto VI sparks cautious optimism amid cynical cash grabs
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Grand Theft Auto VI sparks cautious optimism amid cynical cash grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

The GTA 6 hype train has left the station, and I’m reluctantly on board, armed with a healthy dose of…

Pritzker Drops 80 Pounds Because Politics Wasn’t Stressful Enough Already
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Pritzker Drops 80 Pounds Because Politics Wasn’t Stressful Enough Already

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker’s weight loss journey. Apparently, he’s lost a whopping…

Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently
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Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel, The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, is coming to Netflix, because…

TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly
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TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Another week, another batch of new TV shows and series to add to your already overflowing watchlist. Because what you…

Media Outlets Unite to Take Down Trump’s Exclusive Clubhouse
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Media Outlets Unite to Take Down Trump’s Exclusive Clubhouse

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has banned CNN, MS NOW, and Politico from…

MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE
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MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt while reading about Matt Sorum’s latest interview, and I’m…

Nazi-Looted Art Sparks Delightful New Lawsuits For LA Museums
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Nazi-Looted Art Sparks Delightful New Lawsuits For LA Museums

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Jewish heirs of Holocaust victims are filing…

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