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Trump Spares Canada From Half Of His Tariff Tantrum
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Trump Spares Canada From Half Of His Tariff Tantrum

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest tariff threat, and folks, it’s a wild ride. He…

Senator Casually Shrugs Off National Security Concerns On Live TV
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Senator Casually Shrugs Off National Security Concerns On Live TV

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Interim GOP Sen. Darline Graham, who’s running for a full term…

Because You Clearly Need More Disney Content to Binge in September 2026
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Because You Clearly Need More Disney Content to Binge in September 2026

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

The Mandalorian and Grogu is finally coming to Disney+ on September 2, because what’s a few more months of waiting…

Tech Giants Pretend To Be Friends In Public
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Tech Giants Pretend To Be Friends In Public

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that South Korea and Taiwan, two Asian tech powerhouses,…

Andy Scott Loses Mind Over Fake Sweet Band Because Legacy Matters
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Andy Scott Loses Mind Over Fake Sweet Band Because Legacy Matters

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Andy Scott, guitarist of the legendary rock band SWEET, has gone on a rant…

Rubio Takes Bold Step Against People He Disagrees With
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Rubio Takes Bold Step Against People He Disagrees With

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. US Secretary of State Marco Rubio is going after the International…

Iranians Charged With Hacking Because That’s Just What They Do Apparently
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Iranians Charged With Hacking Because That’s Just What They Do Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Justice Department has charged eight Iranians for their alleged…

Trump Administration Gets to Decide Who Stays and Who Goes Home
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Trump Administration Gets to Decide Who Stays and Who Goes Home

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest court ruling that’s got everyone in a twist. A federal…

Jennifer Finch’s memoir is finally happening because you all clearly needed this in your life
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Jennifer Finch’s memoir is finally happening because you all clearly needed this in your life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious name-dropping and nostalgia? 🤯 Because I’m about to take you on…

Overhyped Movies Overpriced Popcorn and a Whole Lot of Pretentious Film Critics at TIFF 2026
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Overhyped Movies Overpriced Popcorn and a Whole Lot of Pretentious Film Critics at TIFF 2026

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

And, honestly, who isn’t excited? I mean, it’s not like we have anything better to do than watch a bunch…

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