KISS Dynasty Spawns New Band Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
I just found out that Evan Stanley and Nick Simmons, the sons of KISS legends Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons,…
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Another Brilliant Movie Tie-In To Separate You From Your Money
Because What the World Really Needed Was a Ghost Face Soda Do you like scary movies? Do you like novel…
Evanescence Makes Another Music Video Because You Clearly Needed More Amy Lee In Your Life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I mean, I’m not, but I’ll pretend to be.…
US Lets Venezuelan Businessman Off Hook Because Oil
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Venezuelan businessman Alejandro Betancourt has been at the…
Nicolas Cage Punches Nazis and Steals the Show in the Most Epic Battle of Good vs Evil Ever aka Fortitude Trailer Starring Some Other People Too
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, action-packed, and totally-not-made-up story of World War II? 🤣 I…
Because That’s Exactly How Marvel’s Previous 12 Sequels Were Made
Avengers: Doomsday, the latest installment in the Marvel saga, is barreling towards its December 18, 2026, release date, with one…
Amazon Axes Spider-Noir Because Original Ideas are Overrated Apparently
Amazon has canceled their live-action TV show Spider-Noir after only one season, according to Variety. The show, which starred Nicolas…
Pentagon Cans Journalists Because Accountability is Overrated
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Pentagon and Stars and Stripes, and I’ve…
Trump’s Economic D-Day For Iran Still Pending, Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest US sanctions on Iran, and I have to say, it’s…
Republicans Get Discount on Brainwashing Americans with TV Ads
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave Republican campaign groups a big break,…