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Nathan Fielder Makes Documentary About Elizabeth Holmes Because Why Not Now
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Nathan Fielder Makes Documentary About Elizabeth Holmes Because Why Not Now

FinnSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

The Telluride Film Festival is currently underway in Colorado, and the fest’s biggest screening of the day was a surprise…

TECNO peddles slim 5G phone to cash in on thinness obsession
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TECNO peddles slim 5G phone to cash in on thinness obsession

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another smartphone, TECNO has announced the CAMON Slim 5G, a device that’s supposed…

Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough Lanterns Already
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Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough Lanterns Already

FinnSeptember 6, 2026September 7, 2026

The latest episode of HBO’s Lanterns has finally revealed the identity of the Manhunter, and I’m sure you’re all thrilled…

Politician’s Campaign Event Turns Into Action Movie Somehow
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Politician’s Campaign Event Turns Into Action Movie Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An “armed individual” allegedly lunged at Ohio Democratic gubernatorial nominee Amy…

Turning Point Thrives Without Its Least Favorite Son Charlie Kirk
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Turning Point Thrives Without Its Least Favorite Son Charlie Kirk

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about Charlie Kirk, the founder of Turning Point USA, and I…

Border Shop Owner Stuck Between Two Countries And Hard Place
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Border Shop Owner Stuck Between Two Countries And Hard Place

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

As I sipped my morning coffee and read about the latest trade war drama between the US and Canada, I…

Fetterman Denounces Staffers For Not Loving Him Enough Apparently
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Fetterman Denounces Staffers For Not Loving Him Enough Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. John Fetterman is in hot water after some former aides…

Crocodiles Now Involved In Trump’s DC Building Debacles Apparently
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Crocodiles Now Involved In Trump’s DC Building Debacles Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I came across this story about the Supreme Court’s decision…

Anthrax honors thrash roots by playing song people actually like
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Anthrax honors thrash roots by playing song people actually like

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2026September 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Anthrax played a…

Wolcen 2 sparks mild interest amidst live service fatigue
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Wolcen 2 sparks mild interest amidst live service fatigue

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 6, 2026

The Wolcen 2 conundrum: can lightning strike twice, or will it just get stuck in development hell like its predecessor?…

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