Buffalo Bills Fans Get Obstructed Views, Financial Heart Attacks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Buffalo Bills are moving into their shiny new Highmark Stadium,…
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Some Guy Named Prisoner Released By Miley Cyrus Apparently
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia-tinged, European modern metal goodness? Because I’m not, but here we are.…
Marvel greenlights another X-Men reboot because originality is overrated
After years of waiting, Marvel fans can finally breathe a sigh of relief as the studio has announced the cast…
Hate Crimes Now Available At Central Synagogue Courtesy Of Local Man
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man, identified as 46-year-old Larry Montes from The Bronx, was…
Ahsoka Season 2 Trailer Drops Because You Still Have Money
The trailer for Ahsoka Season 2 has finally dropped, and it’s packed with all the action and drama you’d expect…
Disney Greenlights Zootopia 3 Because Money Never Sleeps Apparently
In a move that’s about as surprising as the sun rising in the east, Disney has announced that they’re moving…
Navy Deployments Now Longer Than Some Marriages
The USS Abraham Lincoln is on a record-breaking deployment, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering how this is all going…
Disney Ditches Power Rangers Reboot Because Obvious Cash Grab Didnt Work
It’s not morphin’ time, folks. At least, not yet. A planned Power Rangers reboot that was in the works at…
NASA Uses Spy Plane To Study Wildfires Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. NASA is using a modified version of the U-2 spy plane,…
Trump Complains USS Lincoln Didn’t Stay Away Long Enough
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the USS Abraham Lincoln, and I have to…