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Trump Builds Legacy One Ego Boost At A Time
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Trump Builds Legacy One Ego Boost At A Time

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest endeavors, and I have to say, it’s a wild…

Mega Man reboot hijacked by gimmicky dual protagonist nonsense again
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Mega Man reboot hijacked by gimmicky dual protagonist nonsense again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

It’s been a long time coming, but CAPCOM is finally bringing back the Blue Bomber in a big way. Nearly…

Mongolian Magic Meets English Voices in Jaadugar’s Whimsical Reality Check
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Mongolian Magic Meets English Voices in Jaadugar’s Whimsical Reality Check

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

It’s not every day you get to talk to the voice actors behind a show that’s trying to cast a…

Government Probe Discovers Former Labor Secretary Was Really Relaxed Boss
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Government Probe Discovers Former Labor Secretary Was Really Relaxed Boss

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from former Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer, and let me…

Trump Threatens Trade Tantrum Unless Fed Caves to Demands
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Trump Threatens Trade Tantrum Unless Fed Caves to Demands

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, threatening to prevent the…

Epstein’s Beauty Tips Apparently Involved Lots of Hair Dye
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Epstein’s Beauty Tips Apparently Involved Lots of Hair Dye

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Jeffrey Epstein, the infamous convicted sex…

Pet Shop Boys back for another farewell not really
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Pet Shop Boys back for another farewell not really

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

Pet Shop Boys have announced A Man From The Future – a new eight-track album created in collaboration with Alan…

Lindsay Clancy Jury Still Deliberating Because Justice Is Slow
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Lindsay Clancy Jury Still Deliberating Because Justice Is Slow

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy case, and let me tell you, it’s a real…

Bond Rout Brings Mixed Bag Of Financial Emotions
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Bond Rout Brings Mixed Bag Of Financial Emotions

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rising bond yields have been causing quite the commotion among investors…

Nation Braces for Underwhelming Jobs Report Again
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Nation Braces for Underwhelming Jobs Report Again

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The August jobs report is due out at 8:30 a.m. ET…

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