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Hohem Unleashes Eyepic, a Frankenstein’s Monster of a Camera and Gimbal in One
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Hohem Unleashes Eyepic, a Frankenstein’s Monster of a Camera and Gimbal in One

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

IFA 2026 has brought us a plethora of innovations, and Hohem, a global technology brand, has unveiled its first smart…

Square Enix Rehashes Old Magic with Final Fantasy Resonance Remix
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Square Enix Rehashes Old Magic with Final Fantasy Resonance Remix

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s time to get this HD-2D party started, and I’m not just talking about the inevitable remaster of Final Fantasy…

Federal Budget Cuts Hit Nation’s Most Reliable Napping Spot
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Federal Budget Cuts Hit Nation’s Most Reliable Napping Spot

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and this time they’re taking on the Smithsonian Institution. I mean, who…

Feminist Icon Gloria Steinem Finally Gets Equal Pay In Heaven
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Feminist Icon Gloria Steinem Finally Gets Equal Pay In Heaven

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the passing of Gloria Steinem, the iconic American journalist and feminist activist who…

Trump Insists Prices Are Falling Like His Approval Ratings
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Trump Insists Prices Are Falling Like His Approval Ratings

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is on a different planet…

America Buys Lots of Cheap Trump Coins Apparently
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America Buys Lots of Cheap Trump Coins Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new $1 coins featuring President Donald Trump, and I have to…

Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career
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Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

This Texas Senate race is getting more dramatic by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the…

Because What Wheel of Fortune Really Needed Was More Drama
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Because What Wheel of Fortune Really Needed Was More Drama

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 3, 2026

Jim Thornton, the voice of Wheel of Fortune since 2011, has been suspended from the iconic game show. Because, you…

Acornia Mirror Worlds serves up cutesy charm in digestive doses
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Acornia Mirror Worlds serves up cutesy charm in digestive doses

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Get ready to have your productivity crushed by the adorable world of Acornia Mirror Worlds, a game so charming it’ll…

Coast Guard Plane Takes Unscheduled Vacation Due To Emergency
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Coast Guard Plane Takes Unscheduled Vacation Due To Emergency

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US Coast Guard plane that had to make an emergency landing…

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