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Vance Parrots Trump’s Totally Made-Up $19 Trillion Investment Claim
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Vance Parrots Trump’s Totally Made-Up $19 Trillion Investment Claim

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the White House, and I just can’t help but…

Rikki Rockett Still Alive Somehow After Beating Cancer
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Rikki Rockett Still Alive Somehow After Beating Cancer

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

In a stunning turn of events, POISON drummer Rikki Rockett has revealed that he’s still kicking after being diagnosed with…

Vance Defines War Down To Avoid Timeline
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Vance Defines War Down To Avoid Timeline

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Vice President JD Vance’s latest press conference, and I’ve got to…

White House site now features fun immigrant detention simulators
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White House site now features fun immigrant detention simulators

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and folks, I almost spilled my…

Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated
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Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

The Hollywood Nostalgia Harvest has officially begun, and this year’s crop includes a reimagining of the classic ’80s action movie…

Volkswagen Downsizes to Save Money Somehow
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Volkswagen Downsizes to Save Money Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Volkswagen’s latest plans, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy. The…

UGREEN peddles pricey liquid-cooled power banks to fuel your gadget addiction
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UGREEN peddles pricey liquid-cooled power banks to fuel your gadget addiction

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s time to get charged up, folks, because UGREEN just unveiled its MagFlow Series, a lineup of Qi2 25 W…

Elon Musk’s PAC boosts GOP with generous donations apparently
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Elon Musk’s PAC boosts GOP with generous donations apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s super PAC, and I’ve got to say, this is getting…

Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now
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Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Mark your calendars, DC fans: Supergirl is coming home, and by home, I mean to the endless void of streaming…

JLab unleashes trendy JBuds to separate you from cash
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JLab unleashes trendy JBuds to separate you from cash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks, when the tech industry gathers to showcase the latest and greatest in…

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