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Trump Stuck With Loyal But Inexpendable Karoline Leavitt
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Trump Stuck With Loyal But Inexpendable Karoline Leavitt

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The news that Karoline Leavitt is leaving her post as White…

Grand Jury Gives Ex-Cop Plotting Attack a Free Get Out Jail Card
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Grand Jury Gives Ex-Cop Plotting Attack a Free Get Out Jail Card

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former law enforcement officer, Christopher Gillum, was accused of planning…

Crowds Still Pretty Bad at This Whole Voting Thing Apparently
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Crowds Still Pretty Bad at This Whole Voting Thing Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, let me tell you, reading about these recent primaries has been a wild ride. Two successive weeks of primaries…

ICE Agent Totally Not Overreacts With Gun
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ICE Agent Totally Not Overreacts With Gun

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman in Northern Virginia got into a confrontation with Immigration…

KAMELOT’s THOMAS YOUNGBLOOD Finally Admits They’re Too Old For This
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KAMELOT’s THOMAS YOUNGBLOOD Finally Admits They’re Too Old For This

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 KAMELOT’s guitarist Thomas Youngblood just spilled the beans on…

Barbie 2 probably wont happen because miracles do occur in Hollywood sometimes
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Barbie 2 probably wont happen because miracles do occur in Hollywood sometimes

FinnAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

It’s official: the Barbie sequel that was all but guaranteed after the first film’s massive $1.4 billion haul in 2023…

SPLC CFO Embroiled in Scandal Not Related to Their Budget Reports
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SPLC CFO Embroiled in Scandal Not Related to Their Budget Reports

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest scandal involving the Southern Poverty Law Center, and folks, it’s a…

Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now
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Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama surrounding Paramount’s deal to buy Warner…

Chad Gray Embarks On Desperate Cry For Attention With Solo Tour
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Chad Gray Embarks On Desperate Cry For Attention With Solo Tour

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Chad Gray, the legendary vocalist of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has announced a solo tour…

Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again
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Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another deluxe edition, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Giorgio Moroder,…

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