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Because You Clearly Need More Debt
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Because You Clearly Need More Debt

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which has now reached an estimated $1 billion after…

Oil Flowing Normally Again Except When It’s Not
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Oil Flowing Normally Again Except When It’s Not

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Energy Secretary Chris Wright’s latest claim that oil exports from the Middle…

Ozzy’s Crazy Train hits 1 billion streams because your grandma finally figured out Spotify
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Ozzy’s Crazy Train hits 1 billion streams because your grandma finally figured out Spotify

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Ozzy Osbourne’s iconic song “Crazy Train” has just reached a…

Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval
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Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Nick Fury’s iconic speech about bringing together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more…

Luigi Mangione’s Murder Trial Finally Gets Jury Selection Party Started
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Luigi Mangione’s Murder Trial Finally Gets Jury Selection Party Started

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. The trial of Luigi Mangione, the…

Trump Upgrades to Slightly Less Outdated Plane
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Trump Upgrades to Slightly Less Outdated Plane

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump secretly switched planes before departing Turkey last month…

Russia Finally Lets One Guy Go
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Russia Finally Lets One Guy Go

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the release of American Robert Gilman from Russian detention, and I have…

Debt Keeping Up With Americans Just Fine Apparently
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Debt Keeping Up With Americans Just Fine Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest debt numbers, and I’ve got to say, it’s a mixed…

Mississippi’s Racist History Reenacts Itself Again Apparently
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Mississippi’s Racist History Reenacts Itself Again Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest news from Mississippi, and I have to say, it’s…

Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Releases Ever What’s New in Home Video – Project Hail Mary!
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Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Releases Ever What’s New in Home Video – Project Hail Mary!

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

This week’s releases are so lit, you’ll need shades to read about them! 🕶️👀 We’ve got a bunch of awesome…

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