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America Still Can’t Do Trains Right Apparently
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America Still Can’t Do Trains Right Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the state of American railroads, and let me tell you, it’s a…

Jesse Leachs Ego Demands KSE Go Faster Heavier Harder Somehow
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Jesse Leachs Ego Demands KSE Go Faster Heavier Harder Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 4, 2026October 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just found out that Killswitch Engage is taking…

Tennessee Prisons Chief Resigns After Botched Execution Attempt Apparently
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Tennessee Prisons Chief Resigns After Botched Execution Attempt Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The head of Tennessee’s prison system, Frank Strada, is resigning after…

Neil Peart documentary only features people who actually liked him
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Neil Peart documentary only features people who actually liked him

Chord F. DiscordOctober 3, 2026October 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and possibly a few tears? 🤯 A new documentary about…

Trump doxes lawmaker in thrilling Daylight Saving Time drama
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Trump doxes lawmaker in thrilling Daylight Saving Time drama

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest social media rant, and I have to say,…

Politician’s Estranged Wife Endorses Invisible Candidate
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Politician’s Estranged Wife Endorses Invisible Candidate

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Angela Paxton, the estranged wife of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton,…

Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment
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Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 3, 2026October 3, 2026

The Hello Neighbor franchise has been a wild ride, and I’m not just talking about the games themselves. From humble…

To Catch a Predator Creates Unlikely Career Opportunities Apparently
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To Catch a Predator Creates Unlikely Career Opportunities Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest on Chris Hansen and his “To Catch a Predator” show,…

Tiny Town Relies On Immigrants To Keep Hospital Alive Somehow
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Tiny Town Relies On Immigrants To Keep Hospital Alive Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Marichu Castillo Villamiel, a Filipina ultrasound technician who moved to Hettinger, North Dakota,…

Trump Blesses Seniors with Whopping 90 Bucks for Medicare
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Trump Blesses Seniors with Whopping 90 Bucks for Medicare

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from President Donald Trump, and I’ve got to say,…

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