Trump Spares Ireland’s Booze Because Priorities
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donald Trump is in Ireland, and he’s making headlines by…
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Democrats Gain Momentum, Republicans Construct Obstacle To Progress Literally
The 2026 election is shaping up to be a real barn burner, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about…
Chad Gray still touring because your uncle wont stop playing Drowning Pool
OH BOY, CHAD GRAY IS TOURING AND I’M SO EXCITED I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY APATHY 🤷♂️. In a move…
Kamala Harris’ Home Security Actually Works For Once
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like someone tried to sneak onto Kamala Harris’…
Hegseth desperately tries to make Iran rescue sound exciting
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and his team…
GOP Lawyers Clash Over Unworkable Trump Voting Rules
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Republican attorneys general are backing President Donald…
McConnell’s Mysterious Disappearance Somehow Not Huge Headline Everywhere
The Senate is set to return on Monday, and I’m still trying to figure out if Mitch McConnell will be…
Planet Zoo 2: Where Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Meets Endless Billing Cycles
I recently had the chance to get my grubby little hands on Planet Zoo 2, the latest game from Frontier…
Tinder tired of helping you avoid humans
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a new dating app called Surf that’s all about…
Trump Brings Chaos To Ireland Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest adventure in Ireland, and I have to say, it’s…