Polymarket Finally Adds Safeguards Because Clearly That Was The Problem
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the world of prediction sites, and I have…
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GOP Candidate Promotes Halal Pizza Overseas Fights Sharia At Home
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Casey Askar, a GOP House candidate who’s been campaigning on keeping Sharia law…
Karl Sanders Somehow Still Excited About New Nile Album
I can barely contain my excitement as I write these words: NILE, the legendary technical death metal band, is still…
Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish
The Rambo franchise has been a wild ride, folks, and it’s about to get even wilder. Sylvester Stallone, the man…
Trump Decides Fate Of Humanity With AI Decision Probably
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, holding court on…
Ancient Pipe Destroys Business Because Infrastructure Maintenance Is Optional
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a gas explosion in Kansas that’s just mind-boggling. Apparently, a joint welded…
Trump’s AI Debunks His Own False Claims Because Someone Had To
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump launched a new chatbot on Tuesday, and it’s…
Blizzard Rehashes World of Warcraft Yet Again
It’s time to return to Azeroth, again, because why not? World of Warcraft: Forever is the latest attempt by Blizzard…
Trump Gets Green Light to Deport People Randomly Again Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the Supreme Court, and let me tell you, it’s…
Six Flags Retires Coaster Due to Sudden Onset of Conscience
I was sipping my morning coffee and reading the news on CNN when I came across this article about Six…