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Tate Brothers Get Free Accommodations Courtesy of US Justice System
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Tate Brothers Get Free Accommodations Courtesy of US Justice System

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Tate brothers, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.…

Senate Races Somehow Still Not Putting Nation To Sleep
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Senate Races Somehow Still Not Putting Nation To Sleep

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Senate contests in Maine and Michigan, and let me tell you,…

Gamescom 2026’s Most Tolerable Titles According to CGM
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Gamescom 2026’s Most Tolerable Titles According to CGM

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Gamescom 2026 has come and gone, leaving us with a slew of exciting games to look forward to in the…

Midterm polling overload imminent grab a snack and a flowchart
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Midterm polling overload imminent grab a snack and a flowchart

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about polls, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride. These days,…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Waste of 50 Years of Your Life: Traveller, Because Who Needs Social Skills or a Real Job Anyway
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Waste of 50 Years of Your Life: Traveller, Because Who Needs Social Skills or a Real Job Anyway

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some super exciting news about a game that’s older than your grandma? 🙄 Because…

Wireless audio no longer sucks for competitive gamers somehow
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Wireless audio no longer sucks for competitive gamers somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Wireless audio has finally caught up with our twitchy gaming needs, and it’s about time. For years, PC gamers have…

Square Enix revives Romancing SaGa 3 for another nostalgia fueled cash grab
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Square Enix revives Romancing SaGa 3 for another nostalgia fueled cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Square Enix is kicking off 2027 with a bang, or rather, a familiar bang, as they’ve announced yet another remake…

Samus Gets Hunger Pangs in Metroid Ravenous Come January 2027
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Samus Gets Hunger Pangs in Metroid Ravenous Come January 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Nintendo just dropped a bombshell, and I’m not talking about the latest “innovative” way they’ve found to nickel-and-dime us with…

Eno resurrects Opal Records because one farewell tour wasn’t enough
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Eno resurrects Opal Records because one farewell tour wasn’t enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Because apparently, retirement is just a myth in the music industry, and another legendary label is back from the dead.…

GOP Midterm Convention Attendance Apparently Optional This Year Again
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GOP Midterm Convention Attendance Apparently Optional This Year Again

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Republican midterm convention in Dallas, and let me tell you, it’s…

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