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Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that millions of taxpayer dollars have already been spent…

Ancient Pipe Destroys Business Because Infrastructure Maintenance Is Optional
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Ancient Pipe Destroys Business Because Infrastructure Maintenance Is Optional

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a gas explosion in Kansas that’s just mind-boggling. Apparently, a joint welded…

Canadian game devs get schooled in cybersecurity the hard way again
Breaking, Games News

Canadian game devs get schooled in cybersecurity the hard way again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Canada’s game studios are the unsung heroes of the gaming world, churning out hits like Assassin’s Creed, Dead by Daylight,…

AI Threatens to Ruin Parents’ Empty Nest Plans Prematurely
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Threatens to Ruin Parents’ Empty Nest Plans Prematurely

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, some AI insiders are sounding the alarm about artificial intelligence…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Meltdown in Superhero History with DC Studios’ Clayface Because Who Needs a Functional Face Anyway
Breaking, Movie News

Get Ready for the Most Epic Meltdown in Superhero History with DC Studios’ Clayface Because Who Needs a Functional Face Anyway

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

The most epic and not-at-all-confusing movie announcement of the century is here, folks! 🎉👏 Clayface, the DC Studios’ horror thriller…

CNN Gets Access Back Because Apparently That’s News Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Gets Access Back Because Apparently That’s News Now

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the White House, and I have to say,…

Trump Keeps Trying To Silence Critics Courts Keep Telling Him No
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Keeps Trying To Silence Critics Courts Keep Telling Him No

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the American courts are doing their job, defending…

China Helps Iran Get Really Good At Hitting US Stuff Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

China Helps Iran Get Really Good At Hitting US Stuff Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about how China is helping Iran threaten ships in the Strait of Hormuz,…

Frugal Living Now Slightly Less Painful Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Frugal Living Now Slightly Less Painful Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. CNN is launching a nine-week Savings Challenge, and I’m not sure…

Oh Joy Another Super Original Movie from Martin McDonagh Called Wild Horse Nine Because That Title Wasn’t Already Taken by a Bad 80s Music Video
Breaking, Movie News

Oh Joy Another Super Original Movie from Martin McDonagh Called Wild Horse Nine Because That Title Wasn’t Already Taken by a Bad 80s Music Video

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

The most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring movie trailer of the century has finally been released, and I’m not even being…

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