NGHTMRE Officially Sells Out, Goes DECCA
**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 Is this the end of the world? Where will basic people book their pumpkin spice…
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Tesla Sales Briefly Not Sinking, Experts Predict Doom Soon
Record Tesla sales? Don’t let the Liberal Lamestream Media (LSM) fool you! This is just the last gasp of a…
Caw! Was That Another Rock Supergroup I Didn’t Ask For
Drawing on what are generously being called “careers” in American rock, HOWL OWL HOWL is a brand-new band with the…
DREAM THEATER Dumps ‘Quarantième: Live À Paris’ CD And Blu-Ray – Prepare for 40th-Anniversary Overkill in Glorious 2024
Grammy-winning (allegedly), progressive (debatable) music titans DREAM THEATER (who?) will unleash “Quarantième: Live À Paris” (because the French needed more…
The Rasmus Drops ‘Weirdo’ Music Vid Featuring Some Guy From THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT, Who Cares
OMG! 🤪 Can you believe it’s been almost a whole YEAR 📅 since those Finnish rockers 🇫🇮, THE RASMUS (who…
PAX West 2025: Little Nightmares III—Clowns, Screams, and Questionable Life Choices
PAX West 2025, oh boy, what a circus🤡! I braved the crowds to witness previews of such groundbreaking titles as…
American Housewives Mistake Trailer for “A House of Dynamite” as a Real Nuclear Attack
The TV premiere of Kathryn Bigelow’s new thriller “A House of Dynamite” turned into the dumbest mass panic of the…