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Pantera in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)
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Pantera in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

American heavy metal from Arlington, Texas!

Behold: Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Vocalist CARLA HARVEY Humiliates Herself Onstage With LORDS OF ACID For the Very First Time
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Behold: Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Vocalist CARLA HARVEY Humiliates Herself Onstage With LORDS OF ACID For the Very First Time

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

OMG! 😱 The internet is ablaze 🔥 with news that former BUTCHER BABIES banshee Carla Harvey (who? 🤔) has graced…

Ozzy promises to give 120% at his final concert, which is only 20% more than medically possible
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Ozzy promises to give 120% at his final concert, which is only 20% more than medically possible

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, that bat-biting legend (or should we say, legend in his own mind? 🤔), is planning a…

SOULFLY Hires Some Dude from WARBRINGER to Pluck Thumbs on European Vacation in 2025
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SOULFLY Hires Some Dude from WARBRINGER to Pluck Thumbs on European Vacation in 2025

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

SOULFLY, in a move that can only be described as either genius or a sign of the impending apocalypse, has…

Metallica Announces 2026 European Tour: Still Playing Those Same Songs, Huh
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Metallica Announces 2026 European Tour: Still Playing Those Same Songs, Huh

Chord F. DiscordMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Metallica, those lovable dinosaurs 🦕, are STILL at it! They’ve announced their “M72” tour is crawling back to…

Bill Ward’s Back on the Airwaves? Oh, Joy
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Bill Ward’s Back on the Airwaves? Oh, Joy

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

So, apparently, Bill Ward, yes, THAT Bill Ward, the one who wasn’t quite up to snuff for the “final” Sabbath…

ZAKK WYLDE Predicts BLACK LABEL SOCIETY Will Still Be Alive (And Touring) By 2026
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ZAKK WYLDE Predicts BLACK LABEL SOCIETY Will Still Be Alive (And Touring) By 2026

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

So, Zakk Wylde, the man who apparently sleeps with a guitar instead of a teddy bear 🧸, has been flapping…

🎸🦇 Animal Rights Activists Rage as Ozzy Osbourne Plans to Devour Bats On Stage! 🔥🐾
🐉⚡ Bats, Metal & Mayhem: Black Sabbath’s «Final Show» Triggers Outrage! 🎶🦇
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🎸🦇 Animal Rights Activists Rage as Ozzy Osbourne Plans to Devour Bats On Stage! 🔥🐾

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 5, 2025February 5, 2025

BIRMINGHAM, UK — A legendary concert or an absolute madhouse? The original lineup of Black Sabbath — Ozzy Osbourne, Tony…

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