‘Lanterns’ Aaron Pierre Joins ‘Superman’ Sequel: Because Even Superheroes Need More Light in Their Lives
It looks like the DC Universe just couldn’t resist the urge to play matchmaker with its cosmic cops. Aaron Pierre,…
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A ‘Game of Thrones’ Movie Is in the Works — Because Clearly, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Yet
Just when you thought HBO had milked every last drop of dragon drama from George R.R. Martin’s increasingly mythical “almost…
HBO Max and Paramount+ Will Be Merged Into One Service, So You Can Finally Watch Both at the Same Time—or Not at All
Oh, great. Just what we needed — another streaming service to make us feel guilty for not watching enough TV.…
HBO Max and Paramount+ to Merge: Now You Can Watch ‘Game of Thrones’ and ‘SpongeBob’ in One Sitting
Deep State Media Merger Exposed: HBO Max and Paramount+ Combine to Create Liberal Propaganda Super Streamer In yet another brazen…
Two G.I. Joe Movies in the Works: Because One Just Isn’t Confusing Enough
G.I. Joe is back, baby! And by “back” we mean Paramount is once again attempting to turn a line of…
Paramount Prepares to Swallow Warner Bros. Discovery Whole, Because Why Not?
Well, well, well, look who decided to peace out of the biggest corporate drama since Disney tried to buy Spider-Man.…
POST MALONE, SLASH, DUFF MCKAGAN And CHAD SMITH Unite To Do A Half-Decent Impression Of OZZY OSBOURNE At The 2026 GRAMMYs
Oh great, another Grammy tribute, because what the world really needs is more middle-aged men in leather jackets pretending they…
OPETH Finally Explains What ‘Paragraph Seven’ Means And It Will Change Your Life Forever (NOT CLICKBAIT)
OPETH is back, and they’ve got a new video for you, you lucky, lucky degenerates. 🤘 If you’re looking for…
LORNA SHORE Is Absolutely Thrilled to Announce Their 2026 Spring Cleaning North American Tour Featuring PALEFACE SWISS and SIGNS OF THE SWARM
🚨 BREAKING: LORNA SHORE HAS OFFICIALLY INVADED YOUR PLAYLIST AND YOUR THERAPIST’S OFFICE 🚨 Remember when music was just catchy…
Netflix Throws Bricks of Cash at Warner Bros. Discovery Like a Scrooge McDuck Cosplay Gone Wrong
In a stunning victory for American entertainment and common sense, President Trump’s booming economy has forced Netflix to go ALL…