Cities: Skylines II Gets Ice-Cold Reception as Iceflake Studios Thaws Out Paradox and Colossal Order’s Partnership
Oh, dear city planners, brace yourselves for a plot twist so shocking, it’s like finding out your meticulously planned sewage…
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RUNNING WILD to FINALLY Release New Album in Summer 2026 (If They Remember To)
Ahoy, mateys! Prepare yourselves for another legendary saga! 🤣 The geriatric pirates of RUNNING WILD are STILL allegedly working on…
MAYHEM’s ‘Grand Declaration Of War’ Re-Released Because They Need More Money
MAYHEM: the band that proves you can get away with anything as long as you have corpse paint and a…
HoYoVerse Dumps Another Life Sim on Us: Petit Planet, or How to Avoid Touching Grass in Space
Oh, HoYoVerse, you scallywags! 🤪 After boring us all to tears 😴 with your RPGs and those open-world ARPGs (seriously,…
Does Warhorse Studios hate its players? The new Kingdom Come 2 patch weaponizes diarrhea
A veritable brown plague has descended upon the digital kingdom of Bohemia, circa 1428. The culprit is not tainted water…