Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Sport News
    • The Orange Oracle
  • Live
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
    • Legalizer
    • Spin Of The Day
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: PC

Anno 117: Pax Romana: Juggling Romans While Rome Burns: A Preview for Aspiring Emperors (and Disaster Tourists)
Breaking, Games News

Anno 117: Pax Romana: Juggling Romans While Rome Burns: A Preview for Aspiring Emperors (and Disaster Tourists)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Okay, so I’ve played Anno 117: Pax Romana again, and guess what? I’m still trash at it. I thought I…

Battlefield 6 Sells Like Hotcakes, Earns Enough Dough to Buy a Small Island, New Report (Probably) Claims
Breaking, Games News

Battlefield 6 Sells Like Hotcakes, Earns Enough Dough to Buy a Small Island, New Report (Probably) Claims

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

OMG! 😱😱😱 Battlefield 6, the game everyone said was gonna be a dumpster fire 🔥🗑️, is apparently selling like hotcakes…

2026 Canadian Game Awards Nominations: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!
Games News, Live

2026 Canadian Game Awards Nominations: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

🎉OMG! The Canadian Game Awards are BACK in 2026!🎉 Get ready for the most Canadian thing since maple syrup-flavored poutine!…

Dissidia Duellum: Final Fantasy Mobile? More Like Final Agony—Coming 2026 (lol)
Breaking, Games News

Dissidia Duellum: Final Fantasy Mobile? More Like Final Agony—Coming 2026 (lol)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 😱 Square Enix, those mad lads, they actually did it! After, like, a whole five years since…

Xbox Surrenders: Ex-Microsoft Leader Claims They’re Too Tired for Hardware, Wants to Play Games Instead
Breaking, Games News

Xbox Surrenders: Ex-Microsoft Leader Claims They’re Too Tired for Hardware, Wants to Play Games Instead

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, honey, grab your popcorn 🍿! Laura Fryer, a former Xbox bigwig, decided to drop a truth bomb 💣 on…

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Finally Sells Enough Copies to Pay for Someone’s Coffee
Breaking, Games News

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Finally Sells Enough Copies to Pay for Someone’s Coffee

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Oh my freaking god, hold the phone 📱! Apparently, *Clair Obscur: Expedition 33* – you know, that game nobody actually…

TGS 2025: NetEase Dumps Another Open-World RPG Into the Void, Praying It Sticks
Breaking, Games News

TGS 2025: NetEase Dumps Another Open-World RPG Into the Void, Praying It Sticks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Okay, so I went to TGS 2025 🙄, fully expecting another generic gacha game, and NetEase’s Ananta shows up like…

Marvel Rivals Season 4.5: Daredevil Throws Himself (and Your Expectations) at October 10
Breaking, Games News

Marvel Rivals Season 4.5: Daredevil Throws Himself (and Your Expectations) at October 10

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round the dumpster fire 🔥 because Marvel Games and NetEase Games, those titans of industry (said no…

Xbox Game Pass: Now With EVEN MORE Ways to Spend Your Money
Breaking, Games News

Xbox Game Pass: Now With EVEN MORE Ways to Spend Your Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Behold, peasants! 👋 Xbox Game Pass, your beloved digital babysitter, is getting a ✨*glow-up*✨ that will make your wallets cry.…

HoYoVerse Dumps Another Life Sim on Us: Petit Planet, or How to Avoid Touching Grass in Space
Breaking, Games News

HoYoVerse Dumps Another Life Sim on Us: Petit Planet, or How to Avoid Touching Grass in Space

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Oh, HoYoVerse, you scallywags! 🤪 After boring us all to tears 😴 with your RPGs and those open-world ARPGs (seriously,…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 19 20 21 … 29 Next

Latest posts

  • Trump’s Grand Economic Plans Imploded Immediately Again
  • Guys Lowering Paralyzed Friend Through Roof Figure They Could Probably Just Drop Him
  • Rancid Drops 30th Anniversary Wolves Box Set Celebration
  • Prime Day Kindle Deals Kick Off Early October
  • Cameron Winter Brings Timeless Artistry To Carnegie Hall

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
October 2026
S M T W T F S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031
« Sep    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.