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Tag: Pentagon

Feds Strongly Suggest Cops Love Crypto Bill
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Feds Strongly Suggest Cops Love Crypto Bill

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

The Trump administration has been pushing for a new cryptocurrency law, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about…

Trump Administration Finds Creative Ways To Misplace War Dead Expenses
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Trump Administration Finds Creative Ways To Misplace War Dead Expenses

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Iran war, and I have to say, it’s…

Pentagon Updates Math, War Death Toll Suddenly Less Hidden
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Pentagon Updates Math, War Death Toll Suddenly Less Hidden

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Pentagon has updated its war casualty database, and let me…

House greenlights Iran war funds because diplomacy is overrated
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House greenlights Iran war funds because diplomacy is overrated

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

The House of Representatives has taken the first step towards funding President Donald Trump’s war with Iran, and I’m sipping…

US Military Keeps War Injuries Under Wraps For Your Safety Apparently
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US Military Keeps War Injuries Under Wraps For Your Safety Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest on the Iran conflict, and I have to say, it’s…

US Military Loses Two In Sudden Case Of War
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US Military Loses Two In Sudden Case Of War

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and I just can’t help…

Trump Team Begs for More Defense Cash Again
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Trump Team Begs for More Defense Cash Again

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Pentagon is in a bit of a pickle, and they’re…

Trump Gets Free Security Detail Until He Leaves Office
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Trump Gets Free Security Detail Until He Leaves Office

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s decision to extend the deployment of National Guard troops to Washington,…

GOP Leaders Fold On Veterans Bill Because Infighting Is Harder
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GOP Leaders Fold On Veterans Bill Because Infighting Is Harder

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Speaker Mike Johnson’s latest debacle, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, he was…

Nation’s Cybersecurity Now In Capable Hands Of Robots Apparently
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Nation’s Cybersecurity Now In Capable Hands Of Robots Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

The White House is launching a new initiative to coordinate cybersecurity defenses across critical infrastructure, and I’m reading about it…

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