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Tag: Pentagon

Hegseth desperately tries to make Iran rescue sound exciting
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Hegseth desperately tries to make Iran rescue sound exciting

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and his team…

Trump Shares Calming Riot Video on 9/11 Anniversary
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Trump Shares Calming Riot Video on 9/11 Anniversary

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…

Trump Honors 9/11 Heroes With Brief Pause From Self Promotion
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Trump Honors 9/11 Heroes With Brief Pause From Self Promotion

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest speech, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Pentagon Cans Journalists Because Accountability is Overrated
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Pentagon Cans Journalists Because Accountability is Overrated

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Pentagon and Stars and Stripes, and I’ve…

Vance Defines War Down To Avoid Timeline
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Vance Defines War Down To Avoid Timeline

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Vice President JD Vance’s latest press conference, and I’ve got to…

Navy Secretary Nominee Thinks Alpha Males Are Still A Thing Apparently
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Navy Secretary Nominee Thinks Alpha Males Are Still A Thing Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Donald Trump’s latest nomination, and I have to say, it’s a…

Trump’s Monumental Arch Predicted To Be A Total Disaster Apparently
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Trump’s Monumental Arch Predicted To Be A Total Disaster Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s proposed 250-foot triumphal arch, and I’ve got to say,…

Pentagon’s Anthropic Label Deemed Illegitimate By Judge Because Of Course
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Pentagon’s Anthropic Label Deemed Illegitimate By Judge Because Of Course

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge has ruled that the Pentagon’s decision to label…

Pentagon Gets Sued By People They Fired Probably For Good Reason
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Pentagon Gets Sued By People They Fired Probably For Good Reason

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at Stars and Stripes, the military publication, and I have…

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Finally Gets Court Date After 20 Year Wait
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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Finally Gets Court Date After 20 Year Wait

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the mastermind…

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