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Pentagon kindly lends DHS a heat ray for border fun
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Pentagon kindly lends DHS a heat ray for border fun

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

The Pentagon has given the Department of Homeland Security permission to test a military-grade heat ray, and I’m reading this…

Pentagon Wins Right to Restart 9/11 Trial Chaos
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Pentagon Wins Right to Restart 9/11 Trial Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has decided not to review the decision to…

Triumphal Arch Proceeds Without Trump’s Military Mall
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Triumphal Arch Proceeds Without Trump’s Military Mall

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has released final plans for its proposed 250-foot…

Trump Spares Nation Gory Livestream of Firing Squad Execution
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Trump Spares Nation Gory Livestream of Firing Squad Execution

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Nidal Hasan’s execution, and I’ve got to say,…

Trump Reconsiders Livestreaming Execution of Paralyzed Shooter
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Trump Reconsiders Livestreaming Execution of Paralyzed Shooter

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump and his team are having a big discussion…

Military Archbishop Requests Firing Squad Exemption for Catholics
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Military Archbishop Requests Firing Squad Exemption for Catholics

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The archbishop assigned to serve Catholics in the US military, Timothy…

US to Ukraine: Stop Hitting Russia’s Energy, Please, For Us
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US to Ukraine: Stop Hitting Russia’s Energy, Please, For Us

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US and Ukraine, and let me tell…

Army Totally Prepared for Public Firing Squad Execution Apparently
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Army Totally Prepared for Public Firing Squad Execution Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one – Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced…

Pete Hegseth Promises Super Fun Public Execution Party Soon
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Pete Hegseth Promises Super Fun Public Execution Party Soon

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on the execution of Nidal Hasan, the man who…

Trump greenlights retro execution method for notorious Fort Hood shooter
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Trump greenlights retro execution method for notorious Fort Hood shooter

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on Nidal Hasan, the guy who carried out that…

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