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Tag: Pentagon

Trump Tackles AI Because That’s Gone Well Before
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Trump Tackles AI Because That’s Gone Well Before

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest announcement, and I have to say, it’s quite the…

Pentagon Unveils Killer Robots Amid Lecture On Toxic Masculinity
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Pentagon Unveils Killer Robots Amid Lecture On Toxic Masculinity

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced a new Pentagon autonomous warfare…

Pentagon Deployed to Save Midterms From Russian Meddling Again
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Pentagon Deployed to Save Midterms From Russian Meddling Again

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has signed…

Blanche Deems One-Sided Reporting A Threat To National Security Apparently
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Blanche Deems One-Sided Reporting A Threat To National Security Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Trump administration and the media, and folks, I…

Pentagon’s Super Secure Data Gets Hacked Because Why Not
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Pentagon’s Super Secure Data Gets Hacked Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a data breach at the Pentagon, and let me tell you, it’s…

Pentagon’s Anthropic Blacklist Deemed Totally Not Orwellian
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Pentagon’s Anthropic Blacklist Deemed Totally Not Orwellian

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals court just ruled that the Department of Defense…

China Helps Iran Get Really Good At Hitting US Stuff Apparently
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China Helps Iran Get Really Good At Hitting US Stuff Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about how China is helping Iran threaten ships in the Strait of Hormuz,…

Nation’s Capital Braces for Mystery Invaders Possibly Canadians Again
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Nation’s Capital Braces for Mystery Invaders Possibly Canadians Again

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. The Trump administration is using national security…

Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban
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Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press corps, and folks,…

Trump Plans Monumental Arch To Honor Himself And Warfare Machinery
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Trump Plans Monumental Arch To Honor Himself And Warfare Machinery

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest proposal, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

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