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Tag: Pentagon

US Military Brings Drones to South America Because That Always Ends Well
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US Military Brings Drones to South America Because That Always Ends Well

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US military is planning to send some of its MQ-9…

Drone crashes the party at Washington airport again
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Drone crashes the party at Washington airport again

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport, where flights were…

Congress Reins In Trump, Again, Because Apparently That’s A Thing Now
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Congress Reins In Trump, Again, Because Apparently That’s A Thing Now

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

The House has voted to approve a measure that would require President Donald Trump to end his war with Iran,…

Pentagon Faces Slight Inconvenience From Iran War
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Pentagon Faces Slight Inconvenience From Iran War

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

The Pentagon’s official watchdog has released a report on the Iran war, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Airman’s wild joyride over Iran ends with free taxi ride home
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Airman’s wild joyride over Iran ends with free taxi ride home

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American airman, call sign “Bravo,” shared his harrowing tale of…

Hegseth desperately tries to make Iran rescue sound exciting
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Hegseth desperately tries to make Iran rescue sound exciting

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and his team…

Trump Shares Calming Riot Video on 9/11 Anniversary
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Trump Shares Calming Riot Video on 9/11 Anniversary

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…

Trump Honors 9/11 Heroes With Brief Pause From Self Promotion
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Trump Honors 9/11 Heroes With Brief Pause From Self Promotion

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest speech, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Pentagon Cans Journalists Because Accountability is Overrated
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Pentagon Cans Journalists Because Accountability is Overrated

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Pentagon and Stars and Stripes, and I’ve…

Vance Defines War Down To Avoid Timeline
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Vance Defines War Down To Avoid Timeline

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Vice President JD Vance’s latest press conference, and I’ve got to…

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