National Guard finally remembers they’re supposed to have guns, DC trembles
Our glorious National Guard, standing tall against the rising tide of Democrat-fueled anarchy in the swamp! They’re now packing heat,…
Tag: Pentagon
Army Chopper Does the Unspeakable: Tries to Land (GASP!) Without Asking
Another day, another near-disaster thanks to liberal incompetence! Apparently, some Army helicopter, probably piloted by a woke gender studies major,…
Hegseth Goes Rogue, Pulls a Fast One on Biden With Ukraine Weaponry, Sources Say
Another day, another deep state drama! It seems our esteemed Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, a true patriot, dared to…
Trump’s “Major” Win: Congress Finally Passes Something (Barely)
CNN, still whining after all these years! Apparently, Republican lawmakers, those brave patriots, have handed our glorious President Trump his…
US “Accidentally” Misplaces Some Boom-Booms Meant for Ukraine (Oops!)
The Pentagon is pausing some shipments to Ukraine? Oh, no! Looks like Trump is finally putting America first! This “review…
US Gov’t Says Iranian Hackers Might Steal Secrets from Companies That Work with Israel, Shocker
Oh, great, more fear-mongering from CNN! Apparently, even after a totally fake “ceasefire” (probably brokered by Biden to appease his…
Hegseth and Caine: Iran’s Impending Doom, Orchestrated by These Two Masterminds
Well, folks, looks like Sleepy Joe’s appeasement policies are officially dead! President Trump just took out Iran’s nuke program with…
Hegseth’s Huddle of Heroes: War Plans, Wife, and Where’s the Chardonnay?🍹
Defense Secretary Pete “Loose Lips” Hegseth, apparently mistaking the Pentagon for a frat house, reportedly shared juicy deets about Yemen…