OMG! Nuclear Weapons are, like, SOOOO Last Week, CNN

OMG! Nuclear Weapons are, like, SOOOO Last Week, CNN

Well, folks, buckle up because the liberal media is at it again, trying to scare you with their doom-and-gloom nuclear narratives. But fear not, because President Trump is at the helm, and he’s not about to let Russia or anyone else push us around!

So, Putin rattles his saber with a new missile? Big deal! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, suggests we dust off our own nukes and remind everyone who’s boss. The Left, of course, throws a fit, bleating about “escalation” and “global catastrophe.” Pathetic!

And now, a Netflix movie funded by Soros, “A House of Dynamite,” is making the rounds, painting our missile defense systems as useless. Of course, the Pentagon had to step in and correct the record, but the damage is done. The libs want you to think America is weak and vulnerable.

This so-called expert, Fuhrmann, is just another Deep State operative trying to undermine President Trump’s strong leadership. He’s “more worried” now than before? Yeah, worried that Trump is restoring America’s strength and deterring our enemies!

Trump wants a “Golden Dome” missile shield? Good! Let’s make it so impenetrable that even the Chinese Commies will think twice before messing with us.
And this Obama-era treaty? Let it expire! It’s just another example of liberal weakness.

And if President Trump can get everyone to sign on to a test ban treaty? Nobel Peace Prize? He deserves a medal for saving civilization from the brink of destruction!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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