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Tag: Pentagon

OMG! Nuclear Weapons are, like, SOOOO Last Week, CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Nuclear Weapons are, like, SOOOO Last Week, CNN

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Well, folks, buckle up because the liberal media is at it again, trying to scare you with their doom-and-gloom nuclear…

Pentagon Paper Pusher in Hot Water: Classified Info Oopsie
Elephant Reads CNN

Pentagon Paper Pusher in Hot Water: Classified Info Oopsie

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Another Deep State operative caught red-handed! This time, it’s Ashley Tellis, a so-called “expert” with ties to the Pentagon and…

Earth’s Greatest Enemy: LA Premiere – Prepare to be triggered
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Earth’s Greatest Enemy: LA Premiere – Prepare to be triggered

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Abby Martin’s back with “Earth’s Greatest Enemy”! 🤮 Exposing the U.S. military as the ultimate climate villain. 🤡**…

Trump FINDS Couch Money to Pay Soldiers, World Still Doesn’t Care
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump FINDS Couch Money to Pay Soldiers, World Still Doesn’t Care

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The Fake News CNN is trying to make it sound like President Trump isn’t taking…

Leaked! Justice Dept. Okayed Whacking Narcos on a Super-Secret Hit List (Oops!)
Elephant Reads CNN

Leaked! Justice Dept. Okayed Whacking Narcos on a Super-Secret Hit List (Oops!)

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

More winning from President Trump! The Fake News™ is clutching their pearls because our fearless leader is finally taking the…

Hegseth demands woke-free military or GTFO | CNN Politics
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Hegseth demands woke-free military or GTFO | CNN Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

The woke military experiment is OVER! Secretary of Defense and total LEGEND Pete Hegseth just told a room full of…

Le Pentagon’s Snoopy Dog Finally Done Reading Fox News Host’s Texts: Quelle Surprise
Elephant Reads CNN

Le Pentagon’s Snoopy Dog Finally Done Reading Fox News Host’s Texts: Quelle Surprise

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Another day, another Deep State witch hunt! Our brave Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, a true patriot, is being targeted…

Trump’s Genius Plan: Turning Pentagon into ‘Department of War’ – Because ‘Department of Peace’ is for Losers
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Genius Plan: Turning Pentagon into ‘Department of War’ – Because ‘Department of Peace’ is for Losers

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Our Glorious Leader, President Trump, has done it again! Rebranding the Pentagon as the “Department of War” – because let’s…

National Guard finally remembers they’re supposed to have guns, DC trembles
Elephant Reads CNN

National Guard finally remembers they’re supposed to have guns, DC trembles

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Our glorious National Guard, standing tall against the rising tide of Democrat-fueled anarchy in the swamp! They’re now packing heat,…

Army Chopper Does the Unspeakable: Tries to Land (GASP!) Without Asking
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Army Chopper Does the Unspeakable: Tries to Land (GASP!) Without Asking

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Another day, another near-disaster thanks to liberal incompetence! Apparently, some Army helicopter, probably piloted by a woke gender studies major,…

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