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Tag: Pentagon

Hegseth Goes Rogue, Pulls a Fast One on Biden With Ukraine Weaponry, Sources Say
Elephant Reads CNN

Hegseth Goes Rogue, Pulls a Fast One on Biden With Ukraine Weaponry, Sources Say

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another day, another deep state drama! It seems our esteemed Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, a true patriot, dared to…

Trump’s “Major” Win: Congress Finally Passes Something (Barely)
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s “Major” Win: Congress Finally Passes Something (Barely)

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

CNN, still whining after all these years! Apparently, Republican lawmakers, those brave patriots, have handed our glorious President Trump his…

US “Accidentally” Misplaces Some Boom-Booms Meant for Ukraine (Oops!)
Elephant Reads CNN

US “Accidentally” Misplaces Some Boom-Booms Meant for Ukraine (Oops!)

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

The Pentagon is pausing some shipments to Ukraine? Oh, no! Looks like Trump is finally putting America first! This “review…

US Gov’t Says Iranian Hackers Might Steal Secrets from Companies That Work with Israel, Shocker
Elephant Reads CNN

US Gov’t Says Iranian Hackers Might Steal Secrets from Companies That Work with Israel, Shocker

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Oh, great, more fear-mongering from CNN! Apparently, even after a totally fake “ceasefire” (probably brokered by Biden to appease his…

Hegseth and Caine: Iran’s Impending Doom, Orchestrated by These Two Masterminds
Elephant Reads CNN

Hegseth and Caine: Iran’s Impending Doom, Orchestrated by These Two Masterminds

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Well, folks, looks like Sleepy Joe’s appeasement policies are officially dead! President Trump just took out Iran’s nuke program with…

Hegseth’s Huddle of Heroes: War Plans, Wife, and Where’s the Chardonnay?🍹
Trump SLAMS 💥 "Sleepy" Powell, Crowns 👑 Hegseth Chat King 👑: Nuclear Meltdown ☢️ Imminent?! 😱 (LIVE!)
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Hegseth’s Huddle of Heroes: War Plans, Wife, and Where’s the Chardonnay?🍹

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

Defense Secretary Pete “Loose Lips” Hegseth, apparently mistaking the Pentagon for a frat house, reportedly shared juicy deets about Yemen…

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