Birmingham Airport Will NOT Become Ozzy Osbourne International Airport: Airport Boss Shuts Down Brummie’s Dreams (Again)
So, the bigwigs at Birmingham Airport, bless their cotton socks, have officially stamped on our dreams of landing at “Ozzy…
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AMERICA IS CLOSED: Why European Metal Won’t Come to the USA Anymore
The American dream for European rock and metal bands has become a bureaucratic nightmare. With the return of the Trump…
Creed’s “Best Of” Album: Because Once Was Not Enough
OMG 😱, fresh from their earth-shattering (and by “earth-shattering” we mean “mildly inconvenient to some”) comeback last year, everyone’s favorite…
ProgPower USA 2026: These Bands Are So Old, They Make Dinosaurs Look Like Fresh-Faced Teenagers
ENSIFERUM, ELUVEITIE, CONCEPTION, EVERGREY, NEVERMORE (wait, what year is it?!), HAMMERFALL (because who doesn’t love a good hammer?), CRIMSON GLORY…
Taco Bell’s Y2K Menu: Because You Asked For It (Said No One Ever)
Another day, another desperate attempt by woke corporations to pander to the easily-influenced masses! Taco Bell, succumbing to the siren…
Johnson Says “No Epsteining” Until September, House Gets Nada
The swamp creatures in Congress are at it again, folks! Now they’re demanding we release every last scrap of paper…
EU Politician Supports Gamers’ Right to Virtually Murder Pixels, Not Stop Games From Dying
Oh, the drama! 🙄 Apparently, some folks are crying 😠because their precious video games are being “killed.” Yes, you…
UGLY KID JOE’s New Album Update: Still Not Done Yet, But Close (Maybe)
In a recent, earth-shattering interview with Graspop Metal Meeting, the dynamic duo of UGLY KID JOE, Whitfield Crane (vocals, allegedly)…
Crash Bandicoot Flick? Beg Xbox, Says The Last Of Us Overlord
Oh, sweet irony! 🤣 Neil Druckmann, the guy who brought us the gritty, emotionally-scarring masterpiece that is The Last of…
Jeremy Renner Says Disney Offered Him Pocket Lint and a Pat on the Back for Hawkeye Season 2 After Almost Becoming Roadkill 🤕, Guess They Thought He’d Be Grateful to Be Alive 😂
OMG! 😱 Jeremy Renner, AKA Hawkeye (the Avenger who brings a bow and arrow to a gun fight 🤣), finally…