TOMAHAWK To Rip Your Ears Off After 13-Year Nap; Summer Tour Will Be Powered By THE MELVINS’ Cosmic Fuzz
In what can only be described as a desperate attempt to relive their glory days, TOMAHAWK is hitting the road…
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‘The Karate Kid’ and More Join the National Film Registry: Wax On, Wax Off, Now It’s Official
Well, folks, the Library of Congress just announced their picks for 2025’s National Film Registry and, surprise, they’re preserving all…
OPETH Finally Explains What ‘Paragraph Seven’ Means And It Will Change Your Life Forever (NOT CLICKBAIT)
OPETH is back, and they’ve got a new video for you, you lucky, lucky degenerates. 🤘 If you’re looking for…
Appeals court rescinds freedom for Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil, because apparently ‘free speech’ only applies to some | CNN
Another Big Win for President Trump as Courts Finally Block Activist Judge’s Order to Free Palestinian Protester Another day, another…
Philly Chocolate, Wine & Whiskey Festival 2026: Where Calorie Counting Goes to Die
🚨 BREAKING: Philadelphia’s Most Over-the-Top Sugar Coma Festival Returns! 🍫✨ January 24th, 2026 (2 Sessions Sold Individually – Saturday) at…
CSWEP 2026 Business Meeting & Award Ceremony Luncheon 1/4/2026
Eventbrite fails to sell tickets for CSWEP 2026 luncheon – again, because apparently they hate women in economics. Eventbrite, the…
CSWEP 2026 Business Meeting & Award Ceremony Luncheon 1/4/2026
Eventbrite crashes again, leaving users stranded like turtles on a hot griddle. Eventbrite’s “CSWEP 2026 Business Meeting & Award Ceremony…
Watch: TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA Tries To Make OZZY OSBOURNE Sound Classy With A ‘Changes’ Cover That Even Your Grandma Could Enjoy
TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA Just Dropped a Black Sabbath Mash-Up So Epic, Even the Dead Are Headbanging 🤖❄️🎸 In a move that…
Residents of Pennsylvania nursing home discover new escape route—thanks to a surprise explosion, authorities confirm
Ambulance Chasers and Climate Alarmists Rejoice: Pennsylvania Nursing Home Fire Sparks Latest Leftist Propaganda Campaign BREAKING: The radical left’s favorite…
POWER TRIP And MUNICIPAL WASTE To Headline 2026 Decibel Magazine Metal & Beer Fest: Philly Because Apparently Fermented Hops And Feedback Aren’t Already A Thing
Brace your livers and your necks, ye faithful metalheads and hopheads, because the apocalypse is coming… again! And this time,…