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Tag: Philadelphia

LAMB OF GOD Drops By Philly For Surprise Gig Because Why Not Celebrate ‘Into Oblivion’ With Oblivion?
OMG, LAMB OF GOD is doing a super secret tiny concert in Philly and you're invited to beg for tickets like it's Black Friday at Walmart!
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LAMB OF GOD Drops By Philly For Surprise Gig Because Why Not Celebrate ‘Into Oblivion’ With Oblivion?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

So, apparently LAMB OF GOD thinks they’re too cool for stadiums now and are playing at Philadelphia’s TLA (Theatre of…

TOMAHAWK To Rip Your Ears Off After 13-Year Nap; Summer Tour Will Be Powered By THE MELVINS’ Cosmic Fuzz
OH, GREAT. TOMAHAWK AND THE MELVINS ARE GOING ON TOUR AGAIN.
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TOMAHAWK To Rip Your Ears Off After 13-Year Nap; Summer Tour Will Be Powered By THE MELVINS’ Cosmic Fuzz

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

In what can only be described as a desperate attempt to relive their glory days, TOMAHAWK is hitting the road…

‘The Karate Kid’ and More Join the National Film Registry: Wax On, Wax Off, Now It’s Official
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‘The Karate Kid’ and More Join the National Film Registry: Wax On, Wax Off, Now It’s Official

FinnJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Well, folks, the Library of Congress just announced their picks for 2025’s National Film Registry and, surprise, they’re preserving all…

OPETH Finally Explains What ‘Paragraph Seven’ Means And It Will Change Your Life Forever (NOT CLICKBAIT)
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OPETH Finally Explains What ‘Paragraph Seven’ Means And It Will Change Your Life Forever (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

OPETH is back, and they’ve got a new video for you, you lucky, lucky degenerates. 🤘 If you’re looking for…

Appeals court rescinds freedom for Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil, because apparently ‘free speech’ only applies to some | CNN
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Appeals court rescinds freedom for Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil, because apparently ‘free speech’ only applies to some | CNN

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Another Big Win for President Trump as Courts Finally Block Activist Judge’s Order to Free Palestinian Protester Another day, another…

Philly Chocolate, Wine & Whiskey Festival 2026: Where Calorie Counting Goes to Die
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Philly Chocolate, Wine & Whiskey Festival 2026: Where Calorie Counting Goes to Die

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 11, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Philadelphia’s Most Over-the-Top Sugar Coma Festival Returns! 🍫✨ January 24th, 2026 (2 Sessions Sold Individually – Saturday) at…

CSWEP 2026 Business Meeting & Award Ceremony Luncheon 1/4/2026
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CSWEP 2026 Business Meeting & Award Ceremony Luncheon 1/4/2026

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

Eventbrite crashes again, leaving users stranded like turtles on a hot griddle. Eventbrite’s “CSWEP 2026 Business Meeting & Award Ceremony…

CSWEP 2026 Business Meeting & Award Ceremony Luncheon 1/4/2026
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CSWEP 2026 Business Meeting & Award Ceremony Luncheon 1/4/2026

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

Eventbrite fails to sell tickets for CSWEP 2026 luncheon – again, because apparently they hate women in economics. Eventbrite, the…

Watch: TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA Tries To Make OZZY OSBOURNE Sound Classy With A ‘Changes’ Cover That Even Your Grandma Could Enjoy
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Watch: TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA Tries To Make OZZY OSBOURNE Sound Classy With A ‘Changes’ Cover That Even Your Grandma Could Enjoy

Chord F. DiscordDecember 29, 2025December 29, 2025

TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA Just Dropped a Black Sabbath Mash-Up So Epic, Even the Dead Are Headbanging 🤖❄️🎸 In a move that…

Residents of Pennsylvania nursing home discover new escape route—thanks to a surprise explosion, authorities confirm
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Residents of Pennsylvania nursing home discover new escape route—thanks to a surprise explosion, authorities confirm

Big ElephantDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

Ambulance Chasers and Climate Alarmists Rejoice: Pennsylvania Nursing Home Fire Sparks Latest Leftist Propaganda Campaign BREAKING: The radical left’s favorite…

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