Yakuza Kiwami 3 Announced: Prepare for More Digital Violence and Questionable Fashion Choices
Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! 🤡 Another year, another *totally* unexpected announcement from Ryu Ga Gotoku…
Tag: PlayStation
Painkiller: Now With Extra EXPLOSIONS and ANGELS (because why not)
Ah yes, 3D Realms, the kings👑 of milking nostalgia, are back at it again! They’ve bravely decided to slap a…
Battlefield 6: Console Peasants Get a Special Crossplay Mode (and Maybe Optimization, if We Feel Like It)
Ah yes, *Battlefield 6*, the game so revolutionary, it’s only going to let console players mingle with each other… unless…
Dragon Quest 7 Gets Another Makeover Because Apparently It Wasn’t Boring Enough The First Time
Oh, honey, Square Enix just dropped the bomb 💣 – a full-blown remake of Dragon Quest 7! Yes, you heard…
Garfield Kart 2: All You Can NOT Drift (Because You’ll Be Too Busy Crashing) – Now Available to Humiliate Your Console With a Brand New Trailer of Disappointment
OH. MY. GOD. 😱 They actually did it. Eden Games, those absolute madlads, have unleashed Garfield Kart 2 – All…
Conan O’Brien Humiliates Himself in Borderlands 4 for Clout
Oh, dear GOD, grab your dentures and adult diapers, folks! Team Coco, 2K, and Gearbox Software are BACK with another…
Gamescom 2025: Crimson Desert “Preview” – Prepare to be mildly whelmed by this “complex” fantasy snorefest
So, I played Pearl Abyss’s Crimson Desert, right? 🙄 And let me tell you, it’s a game that thinks it’s…
Gamescom 2025: Resident Evil Requiem—Oh Look, Another Zombie Game
OMG! 😱 Calling Resident Evil Requiem “one of the most anticipated games” is a HUGE stretch. 🙄 After EIGHT years…
Helldivers 2: Still Buggy, But Now With MORE Bugs and Planets to Liberate (or Die Trying)
Helldivers 2, now with added Xbox exclusivity (because PC players are *obviously* superior 🙄), has graced us with the “Into…
The Lonesome Guild Preview – Prepare for a Story So Rich, You’ll Need a Second Mortgage
Alright, buckle up buttercups 🙄, because I, your supreme overlord of truth (and maybe a little bit of BS), am…